Everything posted by texashorne
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Josh Bell is a streaky SOB, he'll play at an all star level for a while then will just disappear. Looks like the Astros can have him for the remainder of the season for 6 million.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Is it too late?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I wish Altuve would take this stance on the WBC.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Daniella's hometown is Laredo.. I'll bet she's just fine with Minnesota
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
It will all Ort itself out.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Its going to be awesome to get JV, Tucker, and Luis Garcia back.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I feel the same way about Hader
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
We have an entire rotation on the DL plus Tucker and Caratini yet we keep winning. WTF were we doing in April
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Tuve needs to be ok. We are in deep shit if not.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
FUCK YEAH BREGGY
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Lets hope Salazar doesn't get hurt. Do we have another catcher on the roster?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I would have lead off with Dubon and kept everything else similar.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Meyers with an M.... M as in in Mancy
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Excuse me? Forrest Whitley would get us Vlad Jr and Sr.
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
I wish he had a hat that said "GERD"
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Maybe they did try and trade him and nobody took the bait. Most baseball front offices are pretty smart.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Anyone willing to run the Astros record with and without Abreu this season?
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
The only positive I can find lately is that Abreu has had so many AB's that when he goes 0-4 it doesn't really drop his average that much.
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So uh..Austin Subway*, Light Rail Expansions and $3.2 - $10.2 Billion
Don't start with your red zone shit again, Betty.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
An attorney that should not be underestimated.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I got scalded by the wife for using the term "bush league" in front of the kids. I asked her why, and she said the term's origin comes from a reference to the female anatomy.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
This. Abreu fell off a cliff and we have to figure out how to move forward. We have sucked since it was announced he was returning to the lineup.
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Off Grid Alaska
You also ruined the people getting fucked up at Yellowstone Instagram page
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
The way I look at it is the Astros paid bigtime for production at first base. Now they are getting it somewhat, so who gives a crap who the actual player is. Let Singleton cook
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Singleton is having a solid season and the team has been great with him as the starter. He plays solid defense and can draw some walks and is always a homerun threat. So yes, it sucks that old man winter (who can do none of that anymore) is going to derail him yet again. I don't understand how anyone in the organization thinks we are a better team with Abreu, nor how they think a stint in Florida will knock 5 years off his life and he'll be productive again. This is the same organization who sent Brantley off on an iceberg because they thought he couldn't hit anymore. Its baffling.