Everything posted by texashorne
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Houston Astros off-season thread
Fify
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Houston Astros off-season thread
Lettuce hope this guy can contribute this season
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2023 MLB thread
If Dusty Baker was the best OF I hope somebody else started in his place for the ASG.
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Houston Astros off-season thread
Dubon in center doesn't lower JV's chance of winning if Chaz is in LF and Yordan is the DH.
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Houston Astros off-season thread
I can't wait for a season without Dusty fuckery. A season where Yanier and Chas play damn near every day. I look forward to discovering something new to bitch about.
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Houston Astros off-season thread
#10 Chas: .842 OPS / 130 OPS+ #3 Julio Rod: .818 OPS / 128 OPS+
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Houston Astros off-season thread
How does the best Honduran CF of all time not make it?
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Ethical Non Monogamy "ENM"/Throupling/Fucking around/whatever.....
Throw me in the "does not compute" team. No fucking way a person should devote the time, energy, money, and life into their spouse only for them to turn around and go sleep with someone else. And I cant help but think it would be way easier and less time consuming to just put that energy toward the person youre with then go establish and maintain a new relationship.
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Houston Astros off-season thread
Had Billy spent any part of his career with NYY, he would have been in years ago.
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Ethical Non Monogamy "ENM"/Throupling/Fucking around/whatever.....
All they did was come up with a fancy and academic term for swingers. This practice isn't new. And if you browse profiles of the idiots that partake in this your not exactly finding Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. The ones the WSJ dug up were swamp donkeys.
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Houston Astros off-season thread
Sark's wife dresses Hader too?
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
Good day Surly dog lovers.. I have a question. We have a Frenchie.. awesome dog. Unfortunately, we cannot get the little guy to stop itching/biting/licking his paws.. My vet's eyes light up with dollar signs every time I walk in there, as I usually drop 700 to a k, so I would like to know if anyone has a remedy or treatment that works before the vet suggests a litany of tests and prescriptions. I have switched him to a completely grain free dog food, he now gets 2 benadryls a day, and takes itch relief chew daily. I noticed substantial improvement when we switched his food, but its not perfect. I would appreciate any help, it sucks seeing the little guy so uncomfortable. Thanks in advance
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2024 NFL Playoffs - Wild Card Weekend
The Browns DC just got asked why they couldnt stop CJ.. He said "scouting reports dont come available until August, come on!"
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2023 Houston Texans thread
Greg Davis
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Houston Astros off-season thread
Exactly. He should exclusevely be signing perrenial all stars and future HOFer's only. Somebody send him an email.
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CFP Semifinal: Michigan/Alabama Rose Bowl - 4pm CT ESPN
Does anyone have the Thujone Harbaugh pic?
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Lil’Jordan Humphrey
He was so good at Texas..loved watching him play.
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2023 Houston Texans thread
So beat the Colts and were in?
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
Every shade of orange possible is covered with these 4 shirts
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Houston Astros off-season thread
Agreed. Abreu was a great signing but it turned out shitty because he was hurt. The 2022 BP was the team strength in the WS run, and signing Montero brought all of them back. It was a overspend but that's where the FO was coming from when they made the decision IMO.
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Houston Astros off-season thread
Addition by subtraction. We improve greatly simply by losing 2 major pieces of the 2023 team.
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Tyreek Hill Had His 3rd Kid This Year
checking for the penis BEFORE trying to get her pregnant is the best practice
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Tyreek Hill Had His 3rd Kid This Year
Yep. Some of those ladies need the Mic Dundee penis check.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
The core or the nickname shit is to save time but in reality I just spent a good 60 seconds trying to figure out what the fuck e stew was. Just type the name out you asswipes
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Houston Astros off-season thread
That was probably an overaction then to Montero. Rendon, Choo, Hamilton.. those contracts come to mind as being idiotic..