Everything posted by oh_snap
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Okay montero. You sucked donkey dick all year. Please use the entire pitch clock to ice that mother fucker, give zero runs, and I’ll say we’ll almost be even.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Umps fuck us again by not ejecting Dusty
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Come on dubey. I LOVE OCTOBER BASEBALL
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Ok. Tuck. Deep breathe. You got this.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Also one on. No outs. Abreu v Garcia in the 8th. Where have I seen this before?
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Ok. Time for Abreu to make Garcia wear that golden sombrero. Which is Spanish for “sit down you puto fuck face” for those don’t don’t know Spanish.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Unless dusty gets ejected during the commercial break, I wouldn’t hold my breath
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Hector. Fire em up
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Puff puff pass. We’re all in this together
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Dubes does his job. That’s all we can ask.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Given the circumstances I’ll take that from Tuck
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Framber should come out and put another one in Garcias ribs. Joking. Not joking.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
How isn’t dusty out there saying to throw out Eovaldi. Obviously that was intentional.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Nothing is fucked. We got this.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Need arms warm in pen. Someone wake dusty up
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
That was a suboptimal half inning
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Fucking ump cam. That’s the same pitch called a strike on us
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
It’s a fucking beachball’s width Smoltz
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Stupid fucking camera angle
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Frambers strategy with that mascara wearing MF semien is to keep throwing balls so he gets frustrated and swings at trash. Genius.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Just keep working his pitch count so we can get to that pen
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Lmao. Seager an idiot for swinging.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Sounds like no deal from this meeting per buster olney…appeal is filed
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Not that I need or want to defend Harper, but that happened during the regular season. Also Angel Hernandez can EABOD. But the real travesty here is that Adolis isn’t suspended. Benches cleared because he acted a fool. He pushed Maldonado, the ump, and then charged Maldonado again. If Abreu deserves a suspension (he doesn’t), logic serves that Garcia does more given it was him who really escalated the situation. what sucks more is this is a distraction that takes away from the game prep. Given our experience in October, think we can harness this for good.