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mr. sunshine

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  1. Also a poster prescribed these Clydes on a similar thread years ago. Might have been shaggy. Solid choice
  2. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
  3. Watching it on AMC for the umpteenth time. This time the "bootleg cut." Stillwater is the third shittiest band name ever. Right behind Hoobastank and Air Supply. I mean Fever Dog rocks and all but I'd rather stay in the parking lot and slam a few more cheap beers before Black Sabbath came on
  4. Jasper Bulldogs in the hizzouse
  5. I kind of dug it. You ever meet any big city DAs? Peacocks got nothing on them
  6. She used to be my mrs. sunshine
  7. My 22 year marriage ended last week. Feels like being gut shot
  8. I started disliking Star Trek movies when they relied on time travel a plot element just like I hate this multi verse crap. Flying around in a space ship blasting shit or being a super hero or villain is already cool enough anyway IMHO. You don't have to candy it up
  9. Solid movie. Pacino can still do understated. Who knew
  10. Besides how the existence of cell phones and the internet would have resolved most of these episodes within 5 minutes I'm amazed by... The continual handing off of the expensive Poppy pee couch when washing the cushion cover or, if necessary, getting a new cushion and cover would have probably sufficed. I think Jerry could afford it or at least point out to Poppy that he'd just peed on the couch and demand reimbursement. Hell if Poppy was one of the plane seating options most passengers would choose to parachute. Also a red dot on a cashmere sweater can be cured with just a little dab of white paint
  11. In his defense he's the only person in history who wanted to get laid at a decent wedding but failed to do so. So there's the bitterness
  12. Disney Cruise Line "A dream is a wish your heart makes" WTF does that even mean?
  13. Except Sark of course. I've now quoted myself. I assume this is part of the multiverse
  14. Listening to Sark speak reminds me that every coach we've had since Royal was a complete and utter mental regard
  15. Years ago on the old Ron & Fez show on Sirius a truck driver called in and turned them onto Choctaw Bingo and suggested it should replace the National Anthem. Hard to disagree
  16. Saw/heard them at the Erwin Center in '84. Changed my life
  17. mr. sunshine replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Well fuck me
  18. My father used to call our local newspaper the weekly wiper. Same applies to anything shithead Bohls. writes iin the past, present and future. Also if if becomes necessary for Texas to run shit I imagine they certainly will. I'm reminded of when the regents damn near cornered the gold market and told the caretakers in New York City they didn't want just the certificates of ownership. They actually wanted the fucking gold bars. NYC firm laughed it off until a few armored trucks showed up from Austin
  19. Every other coach is appearing with his players. It's official. All of his players hate Elko /bizarro aggy
  20. Did your regular theater have videos of T Rex live and other cool shit before the previews? Yeah I didn't think so. Who likes cool shit anyway
  21. I used to be a DA in Southeast Texas. DA of a neighboring county was a renowned dumbass. At his first jury trial the judge asked him to call his first witness and you could hear him whisper "oh shit" to his assistant
  22. I thought he'd have pulled a Russell Wilson and traded up years ago but good for them
  23. I use "something must have happened to them'" on a regular basis
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