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mr. sunshine

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Everything posted by mr. sunshine

  1. Roger Goodell sounds like a MC telling the crowd to give it up to Whitesnake
  2. The Kings of Leon suck for reasons other than being OU fans which should be enough
  3. His State Farm commercials are hysterical. Who writes that stuff? Mel Brooks?
  4. It’s like the juice from my purple hull peas soaked through the cornbread and ran over into the mashed potatoes and gravy. Or to put it on a level that most on surly can understand, it’s like the ketchup on your fish sticks touched the ketchup on your french fries
  5. Such a nice, simple plan. You just knew it was doomed to fail
  6. He’s reputed to have not only a mean, mean stride but also mean, mean pride
  7. mr. sunshine replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
    The Trial of the Chicago 7 was rather excellent. Also saw the Sound of Metal and took a nap halfway through Mank. There you go. I’m a regular fucking Siskel and Ebert
  8. I always dug the soundtrack too. Cheap Trick, The Cars, Jimi Hendrix, The Ramones. You can’t do much better than that
  9. Horns down? Fuck these fucking fucks
  10. I probably haven’t seen Over the Edge in 40 years but I’m about to dig around in my VHS bin
  11. That we didn’t win a spring game national championship. I’ve got to agree with Kurt about Sark’s lack of urgency
  12. Sounds like something Robert Durst would do
  13. to Sid and Nancy
  14. For one thing aggy isn’t most friendly and simultaneously most hostile. I assume no online polls were involved
  15. True but I like some of Channing Tatum’s acting choices. Like voluntarily getting killed five minutes into that GI Joe sequel
  16. Whenever we visit my folks I point out to them that they pay for HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, Encore and every other fucking movie channel known to man and even show them where they are on the channel guide. They’re amazed by this like cave people seeing fire for the first time
  17. I saw him at the mall one time. He said he was there because he heard boys underwear was half off
  18. Damn look at those heads. That look on her face says “Thank God for c-sections”
  19. At least there’s a third season. Watched the first two after reading about it here. I like the lighter moments sandwiched between the violence, like Ray’s daughter catching him and the girlfriend in the act and the subsequent birds and the bees talk. I was crying
  20. Sweet. Where may I acquire a pair?
  21. This right here. Hold the cheese though because when deployed by fast food restaurants they’re trying to cover up something
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