Everything posted by mr. sunshine
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Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?
Daddy did you see that? What? Guy got me on the ground. Tried to fuck me. You wish
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Scenes that always spark the same response in you
Without a Trace. It came out in ‘83 and its not a great movie by any stretch but if it’s on when I’m flipping channels I’ll watch it to the end. Still get verklimpt when Judd Hirsch finally finds the kidnapped kid and returns him to his mom
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Random celebs in UT gear
I thought that was her but her titties don’t look huge. She needs a reshoot
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
The stars are night at big and bright clap, clap, clap, clap Deep in the heart if Texas
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Plus the Kraft cheese commercials about if your kid won’t eat their healthy vegetables just drown that shit in Kraft cheese- Congrats aggies
Most call it dog piling. aggy calls it Saturday night- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
That’s actually pretty good for a regard- CWS Game 14: Texas vs Mississippi State - super elimination edition
SEC jizz literally shoots out of their ears- CWS Game 14: Texas vs Mississippi State - super elimination edition
They were hanging out around the salt lick- What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
Well at least not without a subpoena- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I don’t know if this is a Mitch Hedberg joke but if he was alive he’d wish it was- Game 10: Horns vs Hoos - Omaha Elimination Edition
The tagline to any decent ESPN documentary- Game 10: Horns vs Hoos - Omaha Elimination Edition
This show about the rich, rich history of Mississippi State baseball and their 0 national titles is fascinating- Madison Square Garden, 1987. Which Two Shows Do You See?
No Golden Years? Not a dealbreaker but come on- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
It’s like the old steam table at a titty bar. The one with the coagulated meatballs- 2021 College World Series Thread
or the boombox isn’t working so we’re unable to serenade you with 12 straight hours of ranchera at full blast- 2021 College World Series Thread
I’ve lived across the street from several residential construction sites for the past couple of years so excuse me if my reaction to shrill, loud whistling to no tune in particular differs from yours- 2021 College World Series Thread
You must be his mother- 2021 College World Series Thread
Instead of strangling the whistler they’re actually clapping along. I think whoever determines academic rankings should take this into account when they rank Vanderbilt dead last- 2021 College World Series Thread
This relief pitcher seems to have trouble coming to terms with the fact that he sucks- 2021 College World Series Thread
Hey man you try chewing cud without it getting a little sloppy- Jake Smith
Well he doesn’t like you apparently- 2021 College World Series Thread
I had to step away from the TV for a moment. Was that Mississippi State batter awarded first base because the lace on the catcher’s mitt might have grazed him?- 2021 College World Series Thread
- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
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