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mr. sunshine

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Everything posted by mr. sunshine

  1. Neil Young’s cocaine booger cracks me up
  2. Come on man they know you’ve got $80 million cash in exit fees in your wallet
  3. I’ll bet your brand new compass never closed properly again after that
  4. Yes Kurt it never occurred to us to put a better product on the field. Where’s my notepad? Wait I’ve got a computer in front of me
  5. Grew up in the 409 so yeah I know something about hurricanes too
  6. I snatched a Miami pennant from a little girl, broke the stick, threw it at her and was summarily asked to leave
  7. On top of that these things are designed to survive hurricanes. FEMA stages out of them
  8. Auburn in ā€˜84
  9. Bob apparently doesn’t understand that his lunch order isn’t proprietary information
  10. I read this in Henny Youngman’s voice
  11. Actually it’s spelled Rohahahahahahahahabert
  12. Randy dropping a lesson on us that I can actually finish and understand. That’s got to be a first
  13. The only thing I enjoyed about this movie is the chick with the hat’s rockin’ bod which unfortunately didn’t receive the proper exposure. If the plot only consisted of her exercising, trying on bikinis and in the sauna with her friends this movie would be much more watchable
  14. But he’s a yankee and judging by my yankee neighbors he must be an expert on what’s wrong with Texas. Californians
  15. You had your answer at online poll
  16. Also this. You just know Bowlsby is a huge swag guy. Probably over half his wardrobe
  17. If I’m on the Big 12 executive committee I’ve already got my eye on some legal pads, printer paper and pens that are going in my trunk without anybody noticing. Also some of those big paper clips that double as chip bag clips. Those are sweet
  18. To fuck with the Big 12 we should demand that the contract with Fox be tweaked to require that their pregame show feature him getting beat with a tube sock full of quarters. Every week
  19. So they beat 2 teams with winning records. The SEC gauntlet isn’t a myth. It’s a letter to Penthouse Forum
  20. Sounds like an opportunity doesn’t it?
  21. Yeah but her office is in the kitchen. Gentlemen’s agreement
  22. Except for the ā€œblaming the Big 12 on their lack of success part.ā€ I don’t recall that. What I do recall is a lot of lamenting that we couldn’t win this suck ass conference
  23. Loftin has a private conversation with Slive and then what happens to him? Dead. Powers? Dead. I’m no Columbo but there seems to be a pattern here
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