Everything posted by mr. sunshine
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2019 WR Jake Smith
This aged like a fine cheese. One that fell off the truck on the way to the deli only to end up on the sidewalk in the heat and being walked on by pedestrians, eventually sodomized by a homeless person
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$9.95 worth every penny
On a related note a couple of field side port-a-potties were burnt to the ground
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
This one’s been around awhile but the prissy guy who thinks he’s being clever by having a nonalcoholic Heineken with his stupid lunch so he parades it around by boss’s office. But the boss is being interviewed on camera (!!!) so he’s exposed for the prissy, stupid, nonalcoholic Heineken drinker that he is
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Tell Me About Baylor
Also the reason Texans can take their dirty gambling and weed money and spend it in other states
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
From watching the White Lotus I understand the upside to this is potentially sexing up a high school girl with a massive rack and the downside is sticking your face between another man's ass cheeks. So experiences may vary and all that
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Site improvements
I just now discovered sweet sweet dark mode and yes I'm old and yes I'll fight every last one of you
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Tell me about the University of Southern California
I sincerely hope this sort of opportunity doesn't slip through his fingers
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White Lotus - HBO
This right here is the kind of detective work we need on this thread. Everybody else is just spitballing
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Ted Lasso (Apple+)
Like Jaime Lannister minus the sister fucking
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Realignment talk not going away
Can you spot Vic’s date waiting for him to pick her up in this photo? It’s like Where’s Waldo
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Last year’s Florida team was the shittiest measuring stick in the history of shitty measuring sticks
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ESPN the Ocho: 2021
As a young man this accommodated my spank schedule very nicely
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2022 DB Champ Lewis
We were both 110% committed to Colorado not long ago, My excuse is I was only talking about slipping up there for some flower. Maybe some gummies
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
The Tide commercial where the grandparents have let the daughter and her kids move in so they get to do laundry all day. Then granddaughter who appears to be at least older than 2 spits fruit juice all over her clean jammies which only makes them all giggle. Fuck that shit
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Stupid Questions - $9.95 edition
You might want to shoot for a single meaning before you go for the double meaning
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White Lotus - HBO
Oh the things I’d do to Connie Britton in a big floppy hat. Hell she could wear one too
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Happy 40th, MTV
She hosts a show on the SiriusXM 80s channel and sounds like Edward G. Robinson
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The Suicide Squad
Well first you had Predator and then way later there was The Predator. Don’t know if it’s a sequel though. Never bothered to watch it
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$9.95 worth every penny
Dig the avatar. Saw him at the Grand Ole Opry when I was a kid. Old man could still bring it
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Realignment talk not going away
There’s a blast from the past. I filled a big old Ragu spaghetti sauce jar with these in law school. Wish I could find it
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
- Getting a dog. Have no idea WTF I’m doing
Start out with a houseplant. If after a year it’s still alive consider a dog or other pet. If that’s still alive a year later consider marriage. If after another year all these things are still alive consider kids- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
The last I heard about Tenaha was years ago when the local cops were settling asset seizures and forfeitures on the side of the road. No need to get prosecutors, defense lawyers or those pesky judges involved- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Texas Aggies? WTF- Realignment talk not going away
When I was a little kid I was still trying to figure out the differences between boys and girls then I saw her on the Porter Wagoner show and it all made sense - Getting a dog. Have no idea WTF I’m doing
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