If Irish beat the Aggies, they'll emerge as a top playoff contender, thanks in part to a favorable schedule that some SEC teams would envy
Crap called and said Noter Dame's schedule is stinky and offensive
When they're about to take the final and Ken announces he's going to the bathroom and Val Kilmer says something like "That's not going to do much for your confidence, Ken."
I use that one all the time when opposing counsel has to take a leak before the hearing
In somewhat related news our old neighbor drove a beer delivery truck and would give us restaurant reviews based on his own keen insight. He once pointed out that all of the wings places he delivered to threw out their unsold wings when they closed at night.
Except Buffalo Wild Wings. He said they're really into recycling
Michael Douglas doin' work. 2nd best Franklin ever. 1st is this guy. 3rd is the historical reenactor that Jim hired for a bachelorette party on the Office to fuck with the bachelorette party. Unfortunately the original Ben Franklin is a distant 4th
ESPN broadcasts 24/7 when you could cover real sports news in about 30 minutes or an hour if it was big day.
Gotta make some shit up to fill those other 23 - 23 1/2 hours
So I take it you're skeptical about the term "scholar athlete"?
What was the SEC school whose library burned down years ago and a rival coach suggested they ought to buy new coloring books? LSU?
Also his secretary/assistant has at least a couple of huge interesting things in her sweaters but unfortunateIy I can't quite put my fingers on them. If she can't get laid in Serbia there's a word for Serbian dudes but I won't repeat it here
I'd like to post a picture of that fantastic redheaded chick with what must be delicious tits at a basketball game v Kansas years ago but Google couldn't find it for me.
Somebody help me out here