Everything posted by GlenFromTheMailRoom
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
Just start Jaquess ffs.
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Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread
The fuck? That’s not a flag?
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Non Texas Recruiting 2023
Marginal at best. The bar is Altee Tenpenny.
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
Deunte*
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Surly Dad Thread
My thing is, unless you go to extreme lengths to totally lock it down (I did), giving a 4th grader a medium like that isn’t necessary. Where the fuck is she going to go that warrants her having a phone? I’m not quite a helicopter dad, but she is generally always in line of sight when she’s at the MailRoom house.
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Surly Dad Thread
The ex got the 9 year old an iPhone for Christmas against my wishes. The 9 year old has a total meltdown whenever we take it away. I’ve gotten close to tossing the fucking thing in the pool a few times.
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Not sure we will ever see a crazier game.
Some of you fucking pussies are forgetting that we just won.
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KState at BlowU - 11 am CST - Fox
He fucking sucks.
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KState at BlowU - 11 am CST - Fox
No fucking wonder Lincoln didn’t want to play this year
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KState at BlowU - 11 am CST - Fox
Pretty sure McGowan’s soul just left his body.
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KState at BlowU - 11 am CST - Fox
So she left you a skinny margarita?
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KState at BlowU - 11 am CST - Fox
Jesus fuck. Still. Fuck ou.
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KState at BlowU - 11 am CST - Fox
Right on queue. This blowU team fucking sucks.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Wish I could rep this twice.
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Surly Dad Thread
It’s me vs. 3. The wife neutered the dog, so 4ish I guess. I did teach the 2 year old to grab dad’s yeti, cheers, and hookem after at least.
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
When did Bennie Wylie start working at aggy?
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Surly Dad Thread
Checkout outdoorsy.com. Rent an RV and take them wherever you want.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Fair then. Maybe political climate got my hackles up. But I think we can all agree that signing your name is stupid. Mea Culpa.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Who the fuck are you?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Negged because that’s racist as fuck and signing your username is fucking stupid
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Would you say it was a plethora of days?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Not sure and won’t look it up either. But if all it took was a couple weeks of camp to somehow fuck it all up, I’m going to go ahead and call bullshit on what is pure conjecture.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Or maybe the Samples family is fucking huge in Duncanville and Jr. has shown his chops as a recruiter. Take the tinfoil hat off. It’s not a knock against Samples Jr., but he needs to show at least some experience before becoming an assistant coach at Texas. I fucking hope he develops the shit out of the wr group at SMU. If he comes back it will be a home run hire.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
In Carl’s defense, he did say that Carrington was going to lock up the RB situation first. Then Hand.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
“Worthless sack of shit” is the terminology you’re looking for. Just wait until he wows us all again with his take on rugby players transitioning to football.