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GlenFromTheMailRoom

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Everything posted by GlenFromTheMailRoom

  1. Just start Jaquess ffs.
  2. The fuck? That’s not a flag?
  3. Marginal at best. The bar is Altee Tenpenny.
  4. My thing is, unless you go to extreme lengths to totally lock it down (I did), giving a 4th grader a medium like that isn’t necessary. Where the fuck is she going to go that warrants her having a phone? I’m not quite a helicopter dad, but she is generally always in line of sight when she’s at the MailRoom house.
  5. The ex got the 9 year old an iPhone for Christmas against my wishes. The 9 year old has a total meltdown whenever we take it away. I’ve gotten close to tossing the fucking thing in the pool a few times.
  6. Some of you fucking pussies are forgetting that we just won.
  7. No fucking wonder Lincoln didn’t want to play this year
  8. Pretty sure McGowan’s soul just left his body.
  9. So she left you a skinny margarita?
  10. Jesus fuck. Still. Fuck ou.
  11. Right on queue. This blowU team fucking sucks.
  12. It’s me vs. 3. The wife neutered the dog, so 4ish I guess. I did teach the 2 year old to grab dad’s yeti, cheers, and hookem after at least.
  13. When did Bennie Wylie start working at aggy?
  14. Checkout outdoorsy.com. Rent an RV and take them wherever you want.
  15. Fair then. Maybe political climate got my hackles up. But I think we can all agree that signing your name is stupid. Mea Culpa.
  16. Who the fuck are you?
  17. Negged because that’s racist as fuck and signing your username is fucking stupid
  18. Would you say it was a plethora of days?
  19. Not sure and won’t look it up either. But if all it took was a couple weeks of camp to somehow fuck it all up, I’m going to go ahead and call bullshit on what is pure conjecture.
  20. Or maybe the Samples family is fucking huge in Duncanville and Jr. has shown his chops as a recruiter. Take the tinfoil hat off. It’s not a knock against Samples Jr., but he needs to show at least some experience before becoming an assistant coach at Texas. I fucking hope he develops the shit out of the wr group at SMU. If he comes back it will be a home run hire.
  21. In Carl’s defense, he did say that Carrington was going to lock up the RB situation first. Then Hand.
  22. “Worthless sack of shit” is the terminology you’re looking for. Just wait until he wows us all again with his take on rugby players transitioning to football.
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