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Derka

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  1. i always wondered why chris tucker remained so relevant and was treated like this huge a-list movie star even decades after he stopped making hit movies (of which he made, what, like five?), and now it all makes sense. there’s his name right next to some of hollywood’s most famous sexual abusers and pedophiles. he’s one of them. fucking sobering answer.
  2. @Baboontyme we had two more regular season matchups, is that correct?
  3. 𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi The baby’s DNA was a 100% match. He raped an 11 year old. An 11 year old girl. These people have to die. 3:44 PM · Feb 1, 2026 ★★★ Pamphlets ★★★ @PamphletsY · Jan 31, 2026 🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Epstein Associate and Former US Amassador to Mexico Wayne Impregnated an 11 Year Old Girl.
  4. same:
  5. looked it up, they’re brothers. if callum is half as filthy as connelly then he’s going to be awesome.
  6. i turned off the match at half time and chose to watch the shield instead (on my first run through, on the final season, holy shit what a show), and just now saw the result. hot damn! six point lead atop the table, let’s go! 🔴⚪️
  7. yeah i think we’re in at 9-9 in league play. one win in the league tourney would be more than enough you’d think.
  8. is callum early related to connelly early?
  9. brentford wins! villa drop two in a row at home, lfg!
  10. still hilarious that in true aggy fashion their best season this century saw them go 11-0 only lose to Texas and then lose at home (scoring 3 whole points in the process) to go one and done to end their season. too goddamn funny.
  11. was literally just now telling my mom (who’d left the room after the goal) that goal was overturned because the ball went out of bounds about 100 yards away from the eventual goal. wild. game has just been an all out assault on brentford’s goal since then. entertaining, but nerve wracking.
  12. seems like we’re the worst team in america that has a legit offense. all of the teams that are near us offensively are better than we are, while all of the teams that are near us defensively are dogshit. that defense gives us no room for error on offense. we’ll be dangerous the opening weekend if we get into the tourney, but we need to get there first.
  13. goal disallowed, let’s go. still 1-0 to 10-man brentford.
  14. rreplay shows the ball clearly went out of play in the buildup, this should be overturned.
  15. wwas just coming to say that brentford was ahead 1-0 but playing a ma down, but villa scored as i was typing. currently 1-1.
  16. ii honestly didn’t even dream of sound bites like this being said about Arsenal:
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