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GSU&UT

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  1. Soroka just turned 22 in August and retired I believe 17 straight at one point. He got asked how he pitches so well on the road and said because he grew up in Canada he did nothing but pitch on the road when he was younger.
  2. HOLY FUCK, didn't watch the game because I knew I'd be stressed and was checking on my phone the entire time while trying to put my daughter to bed.
  3. LET'S FUCKING GO BOYS, I AM eating the biggest pile of shit for doubting this team after that first game loss And literally, it is shitty. I've been following the game on my phone the entire time since I was out with my wife and kid earlier and I knew I'd probably only be stressed as fuck watching this on TV (basically thought if we didn't win today that there's no way we'd win tomorrow). I'm seeing them tie it up and take the lead after we finish dinner and I'm getting the bath ready for my daughter. My wife leaves to get groceries, I'm doing a poor job bathing my daughter since I'm stressed just constantly refreshing the MLB site and this page as Melcancon tries to close it out. I see he gets that crucial second out and I go to try and record the rest of it on the TV for the post-game stuff, I hear my daughter crying and see she's taken a huge hard shit and thrown it onto the floor next to the tub. She's done this once before and I figured it might happen tonight because she's acted like she's been constipated all evening. So I just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning that up with some bleach and finally putting her to bed and had a huge excited sigh of relief to see the BRAVES FUCKING DID IT.
  4. Holy shit!
  5. It's amazing how unprepared they've been the past two seasons
  6. Just finish us off please, we need Quinn, but more importantly, our GM to be fired. This is fucking pathetic.
  7. I was thinking of Chris Whaley
  8. That RB that got so fat that he would up becoming a good D-Tackle?
  9. Holy shit yes. Get fucked in your earholes by our pass catching Linemen
  10. That duck is older than most of the football team.
  11. He fucking pulled up, how is that a flag?
  12. Sam can't throw more than 5 yards right now, wtf.
  13. Holy Jesus, this fucking defense
  14. Holy shit, how is it every single one of my teams has the most dogshit special teams?
  15. The fucking whistle wasn't blown yet.
  16. Unless an asteroid collides and destroys the entire OU team, this shit shouldn't be on TV anymore.
  17. I'll be glad to eat a pile of shit if they can get a win in St. Louis.
  18. It's pretty damn simple. Have 999 million dollars that you still couldn't spend in 10 lifetimes and ensure your next 10 generations off offspring will be well off, 3 people having more wealth than the majority of the country is grotesque any way you look at it.
  19. Yep, Bernie definitely isn't covered more unfavorably by the media. Whoo boy
  20. Al Gore took a plane! It must be a hoax!!!
  21. Even if she isn't a plant, some deranged person shouting makes AOC guilty or proves man-made climate change isn't real? I don't even understand what the point of promoting that video is by the right.
  22. Good shit, I love Liz but Bernie (correctly) identifies Wall St., billionaires, and the insurance execs as outright enemies and not just people who need to be reigned in.
  23. Welp, we're not winning a game in St. Louis. Maybe next year Snit this front office won't have suck a slapdick bullpen.
  24. Some day I'll be so old and senile I'll forget about this shit. Go fuck yourself Snit, you couldn't manage a little league team.
  25. Lol, fuck everything. Good job Jackson, it'd be awesome if I went comatose and never woke up to Atlanta sports disappointment again.
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