Everything posted by Fat Bastard
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Andrew Beck has not had a good game.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Fuck your Shane. You fucking suck. Transfer.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Damn boys, we got ourselves another stud kicker!!!
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Caden!!! DD torched again
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
We got gifted that TD. That was clearly an INT. Shouldn’t hear anymore bullshit about shitty officiating the rest of the game.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Strong work!! Smack talk game on point today!! Like Shane’s accuracy.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Doesn’t change the fact that you’ve got a gaping vagina. Go pour some more fucking sand in it, bitch.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Fuck you and your family.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Eat shit Shane. U fucking suck
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Here’s to all the fucking morons who wanted Shane to get PT earlier this year. Eat fucking shit. Shane is god awful
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Buechele and deep don’t go together except when he’s balls deep in your mom.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Coaches have zero fucking trust in Shane. Calling a bunch of bubble screens and 3 yard dumps.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
His shoulder is bad. Not swinging it like the left when he walked out.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Fuck. Buechele our there again
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10/7 AP Top 25 Poll... Texas is #9
That’s because you’re a fucking idiot.
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Kentucky 14 @ Aggy 20 - Final/OT
Not sure I’ve ever seen a qb as fucking awful as the Kentucky qb.
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Sam Ehlinger
Shane Buchele fucking sucks. While Ehlinger has his warts, are there really dumbasses here who think Shane’s a better option than Sam? Lulz
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Would You Eat This Potato Salad?
So glad u decided to start a new thread about this after it was already on your other food thread. Bravo.
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2018 Houston Texans Season Thread
JJo looks lost. Getting abused by TY and scared to death of his speed.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Stick to embarrassing yourself with the girls you fuck and the company you keep on FB, trash.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Lol. Fucking idiot
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
Fuck Keuchel. I want no part of that bitch as a top 3 starter at any point in the PO. He’ll do for a spot start to allow other guys to pitch on normal rest but he’s earned himself a seat for this postseason as far as I’m concerned and a one-way ticket out of town once the season is finished.
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9/23 AP Top 25 placeholder thread
Douchey
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Needs to be on this page too
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I told all of you this would happen. LHN killed the program
Said it as soon as the fallout was just starting to happen and all I heard from you yokels was how much $$$ we were going to make from this amazing deal. Nevermind it is 100% the reason why we lost Nebraska, Missouri, Colorado, and aggy. Now our fucking conference sucks ass and we are about to get our fucking shit pushed in by aggy with claims of being competitive in the best conference in the land and with one of only a handful of active coaches with a ring. We can joke about his whore of a wife all we want, but he’s crushing us in recruiting and we can’t even say we’re improving on the field. This program has gone into the fucking shitter and will not come out of it for a decade until we money whip a big name coach AND start winning immediately. I am going to eat crow. I was fully on board the Herman bandwagon, thinking he was the next Urban. He’s not the answer. And the LHN is the albatross around our neck. That was the 100 year decision that fucked us.