Everything posted by Fat Bastard
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Sell. Me. A Mattress.
Have had my Purple for a little bit over a year. I actually think it’s pretty comfortable and definitely cool, but for the last 2-3 months I’ve been waking up with ridiculous stiffness in my back. Slept at a Ritz recently for 3 nights. No problems. I then remembered that hotels actually sell their beds so you can have the same “experience” at home. Called up my local Four Seasons here in Houston and the spa gave me a price list. 3k all in for a king with box springs and topper. Thinking about pulling the trigger. Anyone have any experience going this route?
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Fuckin’ Australians Man...
Paramedics got attacked by a penile colony.
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Europe with kids
Going to Paris in May for a 3 day conference. Would like to make a 10 day trip to Europe in total and taking kids for first time. They’ll be 6 and almost 4 by then. Wife and I did Barcelona/Rome/Florence/Aix en Provence last year so I’m not to keen on going back to Italy and it’ll be too cold to get in the water in the Riviera To those that have gone to Europe with younger kids, what are some good locales to visit that are gonna be fun for them too? We’re not “hikers” so while naturally beautiful scenic places are nice, we’re more city people. Doesn’t have to all be in france. Not averse to going back to barcelona as I love that city and the Boqueria. Amsterdam? Salzburg? Copenhagen? (Never been) Never been to Switzerland TIA
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How does it take the length, Male edition
Very common. Saw this once when I was a med student on general surgery rotation in NY. 18 yo male lost it and went up rectum. Was still on and vibrating when he arrived. Luckily, when they took him to to the OR they were able to just sequentially palpate it out instead of cutting him open. The x-ray was phenomenal and was my screen wallpaper for about a year.
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
Saw this in the Galleria garage today. Figured u boys would like it: Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Things Doctors Learn from their patients
“The Law of Inverse Value: the less you contribute to society, the greater the trauma you can sustain with minimal to no physical sequelae” this is just about perfect.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Praise Allah for Vince Young. That was th apex of my sports fandom. I could’ve died a very content man then. The last 10+ years have been the equivalent of torturing those camel fuckers at Gitmo
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Most Important 2H in the History of Texas Football
Page 1!!!
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
I’m out. Go Astros.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
How the fuck are we WORSE than last year!!!?!??!?!?
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
I would trade everyone on our starting offense for Maryland’s.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Fuck Ehlinger. As much as Shane sucks, put him in there now. Fuck this shit in the fucking ass
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Fuck Ehlinger. As much as Shane sucks, put him in there now. Fuck this shit in the fucking ass
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
This game compared to aggys game thursday should be he final nail in the coffin for 2019 recruiting
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
What the fuck is this running attack we have? Holy fuck
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Crab cakes and football. It’s what they do apparently.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Never show those Maryland cheerleaders again
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
We’re back baby!!!! Fuck all the haters!!!
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
3rd and 9 and throw 6 yards.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Not gonna cut it
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Texas' Best Burger
Millers Houston
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Dominique's Sweater Tonight
Excellent feet
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Post a pic that makes you lol
The .cum on the license plate takes it to 11
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Home generators Houston
Anyone have a “guy” they recommend. Mother wants to get a NG home generator. Home is almost 7k sq ft but she wants one that is strong enough to power 2 AC units and 3 refrigerator/freezers one of which is a large subzero side-by-side. She’s gone through Lowes and some other Mom and pop shop but they’ve been quoting her $40k plus. I think she’s getting fleeced. I have no frame of refernece with these things. Anyone know what size is appropriate to power above and if they have trustworthy contacts or people they’ve previously used in Houston would be much appreciated. TIA
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Why would the cap go anywhere but the top?