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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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  1. Uh. Yes? Do you think they should have a three strikes and you're out policy? Give em a punchcard. "Janice, get the Narcan, this guy is dying. No, hold up, his OD punchcard says he has already been Narcan'd 3 times, better let him die"
  2. I think the point is preventing the person from dying.
  3. Jesus Christ. Fuck this motherfucker Uvalde police chief. If cops didn’t have a pathological refusal and inability to admit when they fucked up, perhaps people would trust them to the extent they think people should.
  4. He better watch his balance near windows
  5. Russia is mugging Reedsky Boydovich on the river. Next they will deploy Blakarsky Gideonovich to execute an easy interception of Grahamisky Harrellovich’s forces.
  6. Yeah, no. Leaving your dead and wounded to rot on the battlefield destroys morale.
  7. Jennifer Connelly’s character (Mav’s love interest) is Penny Benjamin per IMDB. So I guess he never lost that loving feeling for her.
  8. I really liked the show and fucking hated the finish. Are we supposed to be happy the only redeemable character gets offed and a bunch of asshole degenerates live? At least kill Wendy the cunt off. I could have lived with anything if they did that.
  9. That didn’t happen. As a general rule, the more it sounds like Taken, the less likely it is that it is true. A stranger getting kidnapped and secreted in a homeless tent for two weeks without a chance to escape is not a real thing that happens.
  10. Hookers. Many many hookers.
  11. Gypsy is broader than Romani since it could also be used to refer to Irish Travelers, who live and behave similar to Romani. There are people on Twitter that will get offended by using “gypsy” or “gyp.” But frankly I don’t give a shit because that is universally what they do. Defraud people. I’m sure there is a gypsy out there that is honest and isn’t engaged in some sort of fraud, but I haven’t met him.
  12. In the history of the world has a Navy lost a naval battle against an opponent that has no Navy?
  13. Rename thread to: Borracho Broad Bashes Brother Bikers Because Butt Blowout
  14. I don’t think that, but I think your moderation has gotten more aggressive and angry lately, and I don’t think that is a good thing.
  15. You are most likely right. Vlad will try to regain the initiative then claim victory at some point. When you have a stranglehold on his media that is all he needs to save face I think.
  16. “Total Ukrainian Guerrilla Safari” is the best band name yet from this war
  17. Not really. There are several ranks of general/admiral. There are like 800-1000 generals and admirals in the USA military currently. I’m sure there are hundreds in the Russian military too.
  18. Arsonist is very concerned that the building is on fire and people might get burned.
  19. I smell a Ukrainian reality show. “Pimp My Tank” I assume Xzibit is available.
  20. For sure. Especially like how they call Russians “Orcs.”
  21. And these yes men will be replaced by new yes men. And so on.
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