Everything posted by Mantis Toboggan, MD
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Yes. We really are 95% responsible for breaking Nebraska football and their fans forever. Remember the “classiest” fans in football that applauded us when we ended their home winning streak in 1998? Well by 2006 they were well on their way to losing their minds and eventually quitting the conference to languish at the bottom of the Big 10 forever. Turns out it is easy to be a “classy” fanbase when you are winning all the time.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
We beat them at Nebraska in 1998. Applewhite threw the TD sidearm and got concussed to win. 1999 was at DKR Applewhite to who? Mike Jones
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
The Chicon bus got overrun and taken over with people climbing on the roof, don’t remember someone getting hit, but certainly a possibility.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I got electrocuted in the Littlefield fountain in 1999 after the Nebraska game. I was trying to climb one of the horsies when I started to feel the current. Barely made it out. Several others ended up in the hospital.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
I was at that Colorado game and I will never forgive Simms. Ever. Team Major.
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2020 Texas HS football
Jaden Greathouse looks like a man. Is only a soph.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Are we doing the Surly thing where we make an assumption that something is going to happen based on zero evidence and then freak out about it?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
It is amusing seeing a bunch of adults get all amped up about a guy that they probably hadn’t heard of before today and then get despondent because we didn’t get him.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Haskins?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Could, should, perhaps, maybe, disclaimer, $9.95 please
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Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm
Ewers' dad is now following Kyle Flood on twitter
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Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm
When do we get the Bowels salty bitch question?
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Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm
Flagship of Texas...Sark just made aggy’s list
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Did we get a tail number? Run back the history of that jet?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Charlie Strong, Coin Toss Coordinator
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Johnny Manziel is available too. Co-DB corches
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
If they are really hiring noted incompetent asshole BoB to replace Sark, you would think these guys would be interested in getting out while the getting is good.
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
No, everyone knows that philosophy is what drives our economy and funds the university. They should be happy that they get to have a job sitting around smelling their own farts.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Yes. Alabama is going to be in a real pickle when Saban retires and they have to convince someone to take a job as a head coach of the most talented team in the country with a massive infrastructure and history of success.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Afghanistan has some nice views too.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Gideon also had 4 years of experience as a "coach on the field"
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Sam Ehlinger
Thank you Sam!
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
It is hilarious how irrelevant that newspaper reporters are these days vs. how important they think they are.
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2021 orange (slice) bowl :: North Carolina v. aggy
They showed a guy in the stands with an aggy jersey that had the tie dyed collar from the 90’s. That jersey has seen some shit.
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Sark After Dark or Bust
Your first mistake was reading Deadspin