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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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Everything posted by Mantis Toboggan, MD

  1. Tim “bad call, he was only out of bounds a little” Brando can go help Futureman lube up
  2. I choose to believe in Rap Game Larry
  3. These salaries are nothing compared to what shitty NBA and MLB players are making. And someone like CUM would make way more of an economic impact
  4. Honestly he is one of my favorites. A troll, but entertaining
  5. Confucius say better to have stupid asshole than a loose asshole
  6. I am very amused at the prospect of Ketch and Friends trying to peddle inside info in a Meyer administration. “Who are you again?”
  7. And Mayo makes me want to barf
  8. It is amusing that people react so violently to amounts of money that they will never have to pay. This will all be financed by very rich men. I am glad my interests are aligned with such persons so it is free for me.
  9. I don’t have it but I can venture a guess: Spoke to some insider sources that are plugged in. They said it might or might not happen. Lots of balls in the air. Situation is fluid.
  10. Supposedly we have a COVID outbreak. Multiple starters not practicing.
  11. Mayo is fucking disgusting and should be banned
  12. People pay for this?
  13. I don’t think anyone trying to hide private jet activity would file flight plans 24 hours before the flight
  14. Ok cool. Cancel the last two games and let’s fucking go.
  15. Yeah. Some weirdo eats miracle whip.
  16. There was and is no betting line. Some content monkeys at CBS sports line published those odds. It isn’t real action.
  17. CDC et al are sure running a much tighter ship than in the past. It is remarkable that so little has come out in the last day or two.
  18. No way 4, 2, 1, 3, 5
  19. Because that sentence contains all the words he knows?
  20. Relax guys, we got Adam Gase waiting in the wings
  21. someone spoiled it above. It offers no actual information and makes it sound like he is very plugged in. On brand.
  22. Good news, we are not currently a top college football program, so he should be fine here.
  23. Get Dr. Pimple Popper on the horn. She blows up cysts. I seen it.
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