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Ghost of NMAS

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Everything posted by Ghost of NMAS

  1. Long fly balls are preferable to strike outs. Eventually one will go 366 feet and get out.
  2. Grubbs goes 5 and Volantis 2, we end it after 7
  3. Fake news and propaganda. The US fought both WWI and WWII entirely alone. Other countries only entered the war after it was apparent that the US had it won.
  4. I’m sure all of our veterans love being schooled by a draft dodger.
  5. I got off of all social media, except for a parody twitter account. I don’t play video games. I have no friends except for my dog and Surly. I could get rid of half without a problem
  6. It’s kind of amazing that at this point in the season 11 teams still have a mathematical chance at the regular season title. Hopefully, that decreases today
  7. My ex once booked a nonrefundable trip to the island of Antigua that was actually to Antigua, Guatemala
  8. You seem like you need to get laid We should fire the coach and get new players
  9. They have all done their own research by listening to fox news
  10. My dog might hump anything that moves, but he never took half my shit, and he actually loves me
  11. Lucky guess today Wordle 1,414 2/6 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Well he’s not wrong about being poorly educated stupid fat slobs, why else would this country have elected a poorly educated stupid fat slob to be president
  13. Sorry, I already watched it. I’ll watch anything with Anna Kendrick in it. She’s my perfect woman.
  14. In WalMart, shit on the floor is likely to be human though
  15. You misspelled walks
  16. The SEC Network makes me really miss the LHn
  17. That’s an insult to errors
  18. If the third base coach doesn’t start yelling at a base runner coming at him on a pop up with 1 out, he needs to be benched as well
  19. I’m an eternal optimist with Texas baseball
  20. I really hope we come back and win this just because of how embarrassing it would be for the pigs
  21. Where the fuck were our base coaches on that?
  22. Is there some weird meteorological occurrence that is causing the sun to shine brightly in Arkansas at 10:00 pm?
  23. You too busy playing the organ to watch the game?
  24. When did @immamac learn to play the organ
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