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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. My dog is pissed now because I woke him up yelling
  2. Even these douchbag announcers are tagging on the ump now
  3. Ok let’s get a couple back here
  4. The sec network is such shit. What did Jonah do?
  5. On a dropped pop up
  6. If you can get a group rate, I’ve got some suggestions for who can go with you
  7. He should skip around the bases patting his chest
  8. That one was sure smashed
  9. So aggy leads the series 1-0
  10. I could live with just 5
  11. Can't aggy just say that they would have won the game if it had been played?
  12. Hopefully as quickly as Zach Root through the Horn lineup
  13. Rafael Cruz or Trump himself
  14. That’s just got baseball season ticket holders right? After that any tickets left can be requested by non baseball season ticket holders, correct. I can’t remember if football loyalty points help you in requesting regional/super tickets, I hope so. I’ve always managed to get good tickets before. The last time aggy was in our regional I ended up funding my whole regional trip by selling my aggy first round tickets to some aggy.
  15. If we had the right military participants, they could roll down Pennsylvania Avenue and make a quick stop at 1600 to clear out the occupants
  16. My favorite part of the show
  17. The first UT game that I attended in person was the 1970 game against UCLA in Austin, when the upper deck was still under construction. UCLA became the first team to really figure out a defense for Texas' wishbone attack. The Horns had the ball on the UCLA 45-yard line with 20 seconds left, trailing 17-13. Eddie Phillips hit Cotton Speyrer with a touchdown pass over the middle to win the game with 12 seconds left. That's the closest that I've seen in person.
  18. If you go to a dog-friendly bar or restaurant and then bitch about people who bring their dogs there, you should be covered in gravy and staked out in a dog park.
  19. I’m sure that somehow during the move from one pocket to other 10% will be siphoned off into trump family and friend’s pockets
  20. You should find the biggest MAGA douchebag that you know and put in your letter that the vendor used to brag to you about how that guy helped him sneak into the country, apply for social security benefits, and vote for Biden in the last election
  21. I wish there was some way to post on Lying Social without lining President douchebag’s pockets
  22. I’m doing my part. If you have any Trump paraphernalia on your jacked up truck, you get the finger from me on the road. I imagine that I will be shot dead before too long, but they can pry my fuck you finger from my cold dead hand
  23. Hopefully there are some left for the rest of us. I have been able to get them every year before, but I have a feeling this year might be tougher
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