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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Is this you?
  2. My son and I will kill a Dominos thin crust
  3. Did this when the power failed in the middle of the Journey concert at the rodeo Wordle 1,364 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. Who says you have sex when you’re married
  5. Denmark should repudiate the 1951 Greenland Defense Agreement and tell Trump to vacate Pituffik Register Guns, Not Canadians
  6. I helped coach my son's little league team the first year he played. I'd marry another stripper before I'd do that again
  7. He gets off watching DOGE deal with federal employees
  8. It helps that the light was made with slave labor, trucked by slave labor, loaded on the ship by slave labor, and shipped on a ship manned by slave labor.
  9. *My wife and I and you should be ashamed of lying to your dog
  10. It seems a little gross to cut off a dead man's penis just so you could suck on it.
  11. I thought you couldn't get within 100 yards of a school
  12. No, but they could take out a $30 million dollar life insurance policy on him and then "hope" he has an accident
  13. Not much seems edgy anymore when you're living in this timeline
  14. Lucky guess today Wordle 1,361 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. What kind of fiscal year puts May in Q1 and April in Q2?
  16. They can always buy a ticket
  17. Zelensky should demand new elections in the U.S. with international oversight
  18. Not in counties with emissions tests
  19. They violated the terms that ticket sellers are bound to follow with the expressed help of the Texas Lottery Commision
  20. He hasn’t been coaching long enough to have a system
  21. A BBC detective show on Max. Six seasons so far and supposed to be a 7th in the works. He’s a broken down, one legged British Afghan vet who’s the illegitimate son of a rock star and barely hanging on as a PI in London. She’s a saucy Scottish lass in a failing marriage. She goes to work for him as a temp and becomes his partner and together they unravel strange cases. I really enjoyed the series.
  22. Storming the Capital building and trying to hang the VP is still okay though, right?
  23. There is no way that I’ll be alive in 20 years, fortunately. If I wasn’t pretty much my mom’s sole caregiver Sebastian and I would already be heading south in my old truck
  24. The minimum age is half your age times 2 minus your age plus eighteen
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