Everything posted by El Moco
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USC and TCU will throttle us
Not even trying reverse psychology. We suck beyond belief.
- Tulsa will beat us
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Tulsa will beat us
Let’s see if my reverse psychology will work.
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Colonoscopy
I turned 50 almost two weeks ago and my doctor has been asking me to get one for the last couple of years, but I keep resisting. I keep telling him I need someone to buy me dinner, flowers, mood music and lighting before I allow myself to be violated.
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Is it too early for suicide watch?
Not being a pussy or looking for attention, just tired of being let down by four and five star recruits, and coaches, not living up to expectations.
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Is it too early for suicide watch?
I feel so damn cheated by this team. Year in and year out, you get some of the best recruits. The coaching staff sells us a bag of goods filled with talent, resolve and determination and then....they shit their pants. All of which means my office will be a living hell for me for the next five months with these fucking Aggy, Dirt Burglar and Cougar High fans. Should I just end it now with a cyanid capsule or just take it dry and without benefit of a reach around?
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Last Chance U
Yes, that whole family are a bunch weirdos. Damn parents let the underage kids get tattos and Martel and his sister have the same eyebrows as Chaka from Land of the Lost.
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how come in movies
It’s in the script damn it!
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Wicked Tuna’s Duffy dies
Nicholas “Duffy” Fudge, the first mate on the Pinwheel, has died unexpectedly on Thursday. He was 28. No cause of death was released.
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Do you pick your nose?
I only dig for nose nuggets when I can feel a hard and crusty bastard is up in there.
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Oddly Satisfying
I was about to say a good shit when I saw what this thread was really about.
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2018 College World Series
Fuck Arkansas. I laughed my ass off when they let that pop up drop and immediately said they’re going to lose.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
What restaurant is this?
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Austin Regional Thread
Are we home or visitor?
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Austin Regional Thread
I’m on vacation in Virginia. Is the game over yet?
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
There in no way! No way you came from my loins! I’m gonna go home and slap yo momma.
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Santa Fe Recs
Backroads Pizza is awesome.
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Words and phrases that bug the living shit out of you
"For the reals" "spaghettis" instead of spaghetti "allegedly" for every damn thing they talk about.
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he was there to work on her box...
A blow job from Octavia Bishop.
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Slapping Johnny behind the ears at work
How did you know what stall he was using?
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Texas vs. ou: Big 12 Tournament
Score please
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Slapping Johnny behind the ears at work
I work in a large office in the Bellaire area of Houston and I like to get to work early due to traffic. I normally get to the office around 6:30 and have my coffee and breakfast while I relax. Most of my coworkers don’t arrive until ten til eight. On this day, I decided to take a piss around 7:15 when I walked into the men’s room. As soon as opened the door I hear loud female groaning made during sex. The occupant of the stall quickly was trying to stop the audio portion of the obvious porn he was watching. Not wanting to miss an opportunity to embarrass the person, whom I knew, I said what the hell are you doing in there? Are you trying to rub one out before work? He quickly responded that it was a pop up spam that had infected his Samsung phone. He walked out , washed up and left. I couldn’t stop laughing.
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TV Commercials - Classic, funny, banned, your favorite...
https://youtu.be/luum91BRy_w
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Unbelievable-but-true things
https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-wins-lottery-4-times-151340069.html
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
Fucking hilarious!!!!