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Guilty Pleasure Songs/Movies/TV Shows
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Guilty Pleasure Songs/Movies/TV Shows
- Guilty Pleasure Songs/Movies/TV Shows
Beat me to it. Love the Bee Gees, KC and the Sunshine Band, Earth, Wind and Fire and all the disco era.- Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
She kind of did it on her own because she was already blow drying her hair. I’m good with the towel.- Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
I still towel dry. Let my wife try that on me one time. Had it on hot air and almost fried of my cocktail frank and giggle berries.- Shit My Kid Says
We already had to do that two years ago when he found her pocket rocket in her nightstand and she walked in on him playing with it. He was fascinated and she was mortified. She told him it was used for massaging your neck. Luckily, he bought it. But, now that we busted him looking at porno on his iPad two months ago, I think he’s figured it out.- Shit My Kid Says
My nine year old son looked straight into my wife's face the other day and said, "Mom, tell me exactly what the vibrator is used for?" I busted out laughing in the Master Bedroom next door. My wife freaked. Luckily, my son was referring to the vibrating back pad my wife uses on her computer desk chair.- What do you do if you win the lottery for realz?
I’d make them earn it.- What do you do if you win the lottery for realz?
I'd buy more investment properties and higher an attorney and CPA....then I'd retire.- New 52" zero turn mower or a boob job for the wife?
Let her get the fun bags.- Random Things You May Or May Not Have Eaten.
Thank goodness you weren’t rubbing one out while “calculating” that gutter job.- Brush with greatness
Don't know if this counts, but we're having a house built in Katy and we found out or new cul-de-sac neighbor is an NFL football player.- Aubrey Plaza Does ASMR Video
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Sometimes, when I get a little squirrelly, I like to stick a finger in my ass.- Do You Remember? 60s-80s
I remember when you didn’t have to lock your front door.- Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
Or Manu.- Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
I’ve come to accept this as part of getting old as I’ll be 50 in August but, I regularly fart when I sneeze. I can’t stop it, it just happens. Luckily, when it does happen I have a very forceful sneeze and nobody will hear me fart...unless it smells. I work in an office that is 97% female and some of my co-workers that know me pretty well have taken to asking me every time I sneeze did it have blow back?- Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
The Unaballer.- Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
I like the Lifetime movies, with hot bimbos. Won't watch with the wife though, cause she runs the images. My wife likes seeing the Hallmark movies with me. Checking out Lacey Chabert is pretty cool.- Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
I like chick flicks.- Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
I do that shit too. Slow ass wife.- Tell Us About Your Avatar
- Do You Remember? 60s-80s
When you’re an elementary kid you are constantly playing in the dirt on your knees, playing football and general rough housing.- Do You Remember? 60s-80s
That’s the cable box I used in college.- Tell Us About Your Avatar
I'm technology challenged. In other words, I'm too fucking old. - Guilty Pleasure Songs/Movies/TV Shows
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