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twosheds

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  1. You should get your TSA precheck. Things go much smoother.
  2. Neggers are the worst.
  3. I chortled enough to wake up mrs twosheds. TexArchee. lulz
  4. Already have Def Leppard/Journey tickets for Labor Day in Houston. And a room booked at the Marquis for some hanky panky with Mrs TwoSheds. No pics.
  5. Do the concerts at the HSLR count? If so who knows. Probably some tired country act in the late 70's with the parents when I was 9 or 10. Anne Murray? Crystal Gayle? First solo concert was Billy Idol at Astroworld before it was called Southern Star. And the first Stadium concert was U2 The Joshua Tree in 1987 at The Summit.
  6. Don't you think the employees of Eskimo Ice realize they have hit rock bottom without taking prank calls from a bunch of middle aged assholes? But if you do call, post the hilarity and I will give you a smiley face heart.
  7. WIfe, dumper, rain, Italians
  8. I just finished again Jim Lovell's Lost Moon. I couldn't find my copy so I ordered a new (to me) copy off of Amazon. When it arrived I opened and what do you know? It was a signed copy by Jim himself. I don't know who the hell Sam and Sabrina are, but I'm not giving it back!
  9. twosheds replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel
    I want to play along. And I will when tapa is set up.
  10. Have you ever spent any time in Louisiana? Granted they are all morons, but drive thru daiquiri shops are on every corner.
  11. The more things change, the more things stay the same. You be you, phd(runk)horn
  12. Salt water here as well. I don't get the angst about them as it's been very easy to take care of. I have to supplement the chlorine levels a little in the heavy swim of summer, but with two boys and the neighborhood kids swimming hours every day the water needs a good cleansing every now and then. Once the water gets up to about 80, I will swim laps 30 minutes in the morning and the exercise alone is worth the trouble. And plus one on the hot tub/spa.
  13. Rocket Science or Brain Surgery? Apparently neither.
  14. I just use my dialup account with my house phone. It reads everything to me.
  15. What a beatdown.
  16. I'll take the way over.
  17. looks like they may have landed on www.dirtburglars.com
  18. Thank you kind sir
  19. The road goes on forever and the party never ends
  20. Do you mean to tell me I have to look at the San Marcos' crew instagram individually now? I may get carpal tunnel just from the keystrokes.
  21. Never a bad idea
  22. THis has been my go to favorite for the past year or so. I don't think I ever contributed to the old thread, but what the hell, tell me how nasty it is. I will still enjoy it.
  23. JITB tacos are the shit. And then you get the shits. But I remember when I could eat the 3 tacos and a bacon ultimate cheeseburger in one sitting. My heart slows down just thinking about that now.
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