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Basil

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Everything posted by Basil

  1. Fellas, we’re up to a 93.8% chance of winning on the ESPN slide rule. For those not stoked in math, that means if we play this game from here 1000 times, we would win 938 of them.
  2. Our win percentage on ESPN is 86%. Niiiiiice algorithms.
  3. Nine in the box - again. Run.
  4. Bad pic - but got that neck snapping hold in front of two refs.
  5. Did I just see Jaworski Lane’s fat ass on the punt team?
  6. Kid caught the flu from the turf when his head bounced off it. Tough break.
  7. Well, why don’t you cry about it?
  8. What is it with aggy and their dumbass open letters to everyone? Do we have brain dead morons publishing open letters to Sark when their vaginas get itchy?
  9. Not going to have any trouble with these midwestern rubes and their midget.
  10. O/U on how long it takes Mr. “anti-moral victories” chin pubes to post his first moral victory in this game?
  11. You know that poster is a deep cover agent?
  12. Gray is a shithead running back.
  13. Dekkers is a piece of shit.
  14. This Stoops guy sucks donkey balls.
  15. This Mims guy sucks ass.
  16. You could drive a dump truck between candi’s titties.
  17. Juw could keep on knocking but you can’t come in!
  18. Some brain dead dipshit at tech fired the Pirate on trumped up charges he put Craig James scrub kid in a shed. He got away with it. Of course, tech’s football program promptly went into the shit house, as predicted.
  19. Dear genius, They sold on the run to make Quinn beat them. Quinn failed. That’s the point. Please smash your face into a bandsaw for being so stupid.
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