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Basil

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Everything posted by Basil

  1. Can someone please, please cut Noah Brown???
  2. Lordy so I hate the sorry ass Texans. Can’t watch the Cowboys at the same time. My pirating skills suck. Fuck the Texans. I hope they relocate to Scranton.
  3. Sounding more and more like a late night game of charades that was misinterpreted by a nosy neighbor.
  4. Basil replied to Drew's topic in Football
    Run up the middle for one. Run off tackle for 2. Incomplete pass.
  5. Basil replied to Drew's topic in Football
    Nice of Wilson to just give up on that play. Don’t worry about finishing dipshit.
  6. Went to my PCP and talked things through. He gave me some Librium. Tonight about 10:00 will be the 72-hour mark and everything has been fine. I’m embarrassed and kicking myself I didn’t try this sooner. I was scared of withdrawal and, more than that, failing. So I just kept kicking the can down the road. I know there’s a long, long way to go but the first step has been good. I’ll be at a meeting tonight, will not drink today, and wake up tomorrow without a hangover.
  7. Basil replied to Burt's topic in Daily Texan
    Bruin, I’m on the other side of your problem. I got rectal cancer in 2017 and went through chemo, etc. oh and they removed some important parts of my asshole system and said I might be having issues for the rest of my life. I ended up with no permanent issues and was recently discharged from my surveillance program. Just keep on doing what they tell you to do. I’m put together a bit different than I was five years ago but am otherwise the same dumbass fellow. Good luck with the surgery!
  8. These Kansas guys are assholes.
  9. Basil replied to Basil's topic in Daily Texan
    * “no evidence of metastatic disease”
  10. Basil posted a topic in Daily Texan
    I was Basil Your Face on the old site and told you fools when I got got stage three butt cancer in 2017. Had surgery and chemo and a bunch of other stuff. The surveillance window is five years for me. I have an appointment with my primary care cancer doc on Tuesday to discuss the CT scan I had last Wednesday. For reasons I can’t fathom MDAnderson decided to send me my results in advance - “no evidence is metastatic disease.” I’m done. Recurrence chances now are the same as anyone else getting it in the first place. Patient number 2144027 (a number I’ve repeated hundreds of times and will never forget) will be discharged. Cancer sucks but is often won. Cheers. Bijan fucks.
  11. Nah, you’re a loon.
  12. You of you guys are batshit insane. And angry.
  13. On their political board they use the term “feral culture” when they’re aching to drop a n-bomb.
  14. Only Guido’s I know is in Cozumel.
  15. That’s good to hear. Thanks. I will do this. I will be attending my first AA meeting in the near future.
  16. Oops double.
  17. Thanks everyone for the advice. Some of the assumptions are off but the underlying story is the same. I’m scheduled to enter rehab 1/4. I’ve never been through a medical detox or whatever comes after it - all I know is I get bent out-of-my-skin if I don’t get my fix. Any advice on what detox is like? And I know that’s a loaded question that may not be answerable. I have nightly cravings but don’t day drink. I don’t have day cravings and don’t get smashed in the blackout sense. But come 5-7 at night that demon is there and demands some drinks, every night. I think I’ll try some AA meetings. Any recs for west Houston?
  18. Shove your cloak room shit up your ass and fuck off somewhere else with it.
  19. Sorry, no bitches allowed.
  20. Basil replied to Constant's topic in Football
    Uh huh.
  21. Worry not lads, according to the rocket surgeons at ESPN, we have a 99.6% chance of winning. For those of you not mathematically inclined, that means we’re almost probably going to claim the victory.
  22. That’s the sign of a mature, well polished qb right there.
  23. Basil replied to Surly Bevo's topic in Football
    Baylor so deserves that loss. Pathetic what they did down the stretch.
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