Everything posted by Basil
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2023 Fatass Thread of Dominance
You can thank me; I contributed to the new recommendation.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
No way, that has to be a troll. It simply can't just keep on getting better and better...gotta level off at some point. They hired some fat asshole Mack Brown shitcanned a couple of years ago. Nobody's heard of him.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
It would appear you have astute grasp of the situation. They really did all that dumb shit.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I have a funny image in my head of those aggy recruiting doofuses sitting in a conference room trying to figure out how to turd shine all these shit school transfers.
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2023 Fatass Thread of Dominance
I hit 159 this weekend at the tail end of a marathon training block, but I'm back up to 163 now that I'm rehydrated. This was after being about 230 this time last year. No alcohol plus running equals negative 70 pounds. I am also gong to have to start lifting more. The first fifty pounds almost melted away on their own with zero booze and the ensuing poor eating choices. The last twenty were largely unnecessary and resulted from going from sedentary to 20-mile runs.
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What's happening in Iran?
So why don't we blow these assholes up?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I guess not stupid but my wife is usually pretty far on the prom-and-proper side. We just moved and out 15 year old was looking through our previous houses on HAR. He talked some shit about our first house, a 1,200 square foot bungalow in the Houston Heights (shoulda held on to that one). Wife told him not to talk bad about it as he was conceived there. Teenager was not impressed even though that’s what got him here I’m the first place.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Are you a fucking mute or what? Use your words.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Dear Lord. A team that hasn't won shit in forever. No SEC championships and no playoffs and announcing itself like that? That's fucking embarrassing.
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THE College Football Playoff Rankings Thread [MICH,WASH,TEX,ALA]
I would just like to extend a middle finger to all the dumbass morons on Oklahoma game threads this year just feeling that burning hatred and wanting Oklahoma to lose, even though it hurts us. Told y’all you were aggy.
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Coaches need to be aware that losing the next game will leave them without a Big 12 Championship
He’s not the best color man in the league for nothing, folks.
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Not sure run there was the right call.
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
My fifteen year old called that sequence of events after second down.
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Anti-Texas Officiating
Really need to see the other side of those numbers. Run those as punishment for starting a new thread unnecessarily.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
- Fuck you, chirping smoke detector
We're moving and I just had to go through the process of finding where I "stored" four of those bastards after ripping them out of the ceiling over the years.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Obviously you've never been to fish camp.- Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Play man. Cover Johnson. I’m fucking brilliant. Do not ignore me.- Fuck Big 12 refs
These cunts better give us the ball. That was a fumble and chucklefuck qb never had it.- Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
They won this one for Charlie Hough.- Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Might want to leave Sborz in.- Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Checking in to see if Smoltz can cram another inch of DB cock down his throat in the nightly blow job fest.- Water Polo
I have a kid who plays on Stratford’s WP team. Most freshman had never played before but they really liked it.- Kicking the FG Instead of Going For it on 4th
Turtle Tom didn’t have the killer instinct to put teams away; All Gas No Breaks is too aggressive and needs to learn to play situational football. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. I guess there’s a sweet spot somewhere in there that the Surly Armchair Brigade can spot but continues to elude actual coaches.- Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
He’s a low quality person and threatens people all the time. The Aggies are apparently a bunch of blow hards because nobody will actually come down and whip his ass. - Fuck you, chirping smoke detector
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