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Basil

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Everything posted by Basil

  1. You can thank me; I contributed to the new recommendation.
  2. No way, that has to be a troll. It simply can't just keep on getting better and better...gotta level off at some point. They hired some fat asshole Mack Brown shitcanned a couple of years ago. Nobody's heard of him.
  3. It would appear you have astute grasp of the situation. They really did all that dumb shit.
  4. I have a funny image in my head of those aggy recruiting doofuses sitting in a conference room trying to figure out how to turd shine all these shit school transfers.
  5. I hit 159 this weekend at the tail end of a marathon training block, but I'm back up to 163 now that I'm rehydrated. This was after being about 230 this time last year. No alcohol plus running equals negative 70 pounds. I am also gong to have to start lifting more. The first fifty pounds almost melted away on their own with zero booze and the ensuing poor eating choices. The last twenty were largely unnecessary and resulted from going from sedentary to 20-mile runs.
  6. So why don't we blow these assholes up?
  7. I guess not stupid but my wife is usually pretty far on the prom-and-proper side. We just moved and out 15 year old was looking through our previous houses on HAR. He talked some shit about our first house, a 1,200 square foot bungalow in the Houston Heights (shoulda held on to that one). Wife told him not to talk bad about it as he was conceived there. Teenager was not impressed even though that’s what got him here I’m the first place.
  8. Are you a fucking mute or what? Use your words.
  9. Dear Lord. A team that hasn't won shit in forever. No SEC championships and no playoffs and announcing itself like that? That's fucking embarrassing.
  10. I would just like to extend a middle finger to all the dumbass morons on Oklahoma game threads this year just feeling that burning hatred and wanting Oklahoma to lose, even though it hurts us. Told y’all you were aggy.
  11. He’s not the best color man in the league for nothing, folks.
  12. Not sure run there was the right call.
  13. My fifteen year old called that sequence of events after second down.
  14. Really need to see the other side of those numbers. Run those as punishment for starting a new thread unnecessarily.
  15. We're moving and I just had to go through the process of finding where I "stored" four of those bastards after ripping them out of the ceiling over the years.
  16. Obviously you've never been to fish camp.
  17. Play man. Cover Johnson. I’m fucking brilliant. Do not ignore me.
  18. Basil replied to taybo20's topic in Football
    These cunts better give us the ball. That was a fumble and chucklefuck qb never had it.
  19. They won this one for Charlie Hough.
  20. Might want to leave Sborz in.
  21. Checking in to see if Smoltz can cram another inch of DB cock down his throat in the nightly blow job fest.
  22. Basil replied to Chico_SA's topic in Other Sports
    I have a kid who plays on Stratford’s WP team. Most freshman had never played before but they really liked it.
  23. Turtle Tom didn’t have the killer instinct to put teams away; All Gas No Breaks is too aggressive and needs to learn to play situational football. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. I guess there’s a sweet spot somewhere in there that the Surly Armchair Brigade can spot but continues to elude actual coaches.
  24. He’s a low quality person and threatens people all the time. The Aggies are apparently a bunch of blow hards because nobody will actually come down and whip his ass.
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