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Basil

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Everything posted by Basil

  1. That was a hell of an effort by the ou corner on that TD run. Bean was sprinting up his ass and he was busy playing slapdick.
  2. Both of these teams look like Baylor today. Just blah and suck.
  3. I think he cleans swimming pools now. So no office.
  4. Fucking cod. I knew it.
  5. I was just browsing but thought I’d mention that you can, you know, go fuck yourself.
  6. Basil replied to Burt's topic in Daily Texan
    Well you got fucking lucky with that. I didn't even know I as getting a catheter when I had surgery and wasn't told it could hurt when they took it out. It felt like torture.
  7. Many, many times.
  8. You guys are aggy - so obsessed with another team you’d rather them lose even if it decreases the odds of Texas going to the CFP. Don’t be aggy.
  9. Yes. It’s not even close.
  10. Yeah, we want OU to win. We’re OU fans now.
  11. Basil replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz
    You guys are fucking amateur hour.
  12. Hate to be the bearer of bad news but he’s been called up for a family emergency in Canada. Very little cell service where he is.
  13. I heard that as well and couldn’t help but admire that the Dave South School of Dipshit Broadcasting lives on. It was so lackluster I was confused on what had just happened. Sounded like they were calling a draw that gained three yards.
  14. Basil replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    Mr. All gas, no brakes did a hell of a Turtle Tom impression to close out that game.
  15. I think they’re supposed to be girls.
  16. Brent Venables tips with fake 20 dollar bills that unfold into an invitation to find jesus.
  17. Rangers are some choking bitches.
  18. Kansas defense is a goddamn embarrassment.
  19. How’d that work out for your dumb ass?
  20. You forgot to mention the score was 77-0 after three quarters. Ou had to spend an entire quarter trying not to score on a defense as soft as Lizzo's fupa.
  21. And they had him hobbling from the field to the locker room - on TV no less - without assistance or crutches. Just hobbling like a lame horse. That's probably not a recommended course of action for a talus fracture.
  22. You can’t call people retarded anymore. You have to refer to him as a smooth-brained, mongoloid waterhead.
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