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Patricio Swayze

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  1. Nope. Some good news for once. Our religious right minions on this site must be heartbroken.
  2. Jesus seems cool, but he would have been an epic hero if he would have killed his asshole dad.
  3. That commissary shit is one of the reasons Willow shut down his bbq truck in Houston. It broke down on him several times going to/from the commissary.
  4. I have more connectivity issues with Citrix at the office than I do at home. Fuck my life.
  5. Holy shit. That is crazy to me. You live 2.5 hours away. You should drive over one Friday (fuck work, they are letting you go). Get some Leroy and Lewis then go stare at chicks at Barton Springs.
  6. Why does God need our love? Christianity is baffling.
  7. The pleasure and the pain of sensory memories. Currently aural, but obviously taste and smell are strong triggers. Listening to music that takes me back 25 years. In the fucking feels, good or bad. Fuck.
  8. RIP Daniel Garcia, AKA Brisket Mafia. https://instagram.com/brisketmafia?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
  9. I was rewatching the São Paulo episode of No Reservations and it made me all kind of emotional. I wish I could have one more Saturday lunch at my MIL’s house. An absolutely killer chicken lasagna. I have no fucking clue the authenticity of the dish. I know she is 100% Italian, one parent an immigrant, the other a first generation Italian-Brazilian. But holy shit, that lasagna. So now I am demanding my wife attempt to make it (she did before and it was close, but like all recipes, nothing is written down) and contacting a recruiter in Brazil. Saudades.
  10. PSA: Since the rebranding to Max, now nearly all the Anthony Bourdain No Reservations and Parts Unknown episodes are are streaming.
  11. I almost added that once they are old enough for critical thinking, they can go. But before teenage years, hell no. That is straight up indoctrination.
  12. Hahaha. Got me. But no. Hell no. I reckon a fella would get his ass kicked for that.
  13. As a father of two young girls (8 and 6), I am still developing my household 10 commandments. So far: 1. The Golden Rule 2. If they want me to pay for college, no Baylor or Aggy 3. Dad tax is non negotiable 4. If they have friends that live in a house with guns, my girls aren’t allowed to go there. 5. They aren’t allowed to go to church with friends. First, I don’t want them indoctrinated into cults, and second it mitigates the chances of them being sexually assaulted. Ana can post all the pics he wants about my stance on Christianity, but none will negate the fact that he is a cunt. Christianity is extremely bizarre.
  14. I want to go to that place.
  15. I think I count 4.
  16. Chunky canebrake.
  17. Wow. I had no idea. I think it was on the old site I was pretty critical of Lomax. I didn’t agree with all of his opinions, but he certainly had some ones that I agreed with and his legacy (and extension of his family) can not be overstated. RIP
  18. Basically. Ana is still a cunt. I’ll wait for his witty retort (maybe a funny propeller hat jpg!???)
  19. I mentioned this above. I don’t want to be a PCM. I just want to be a damn good project Planner that people know can get the job done. Get paid and go home with a good work-life balance.
  20. Also, not everyone wants to be a manager, such as myself. I want to do my job the best I can, but have no interest in being a Project Controls Manager.
  21. Lulz. I worked for a company a few years back that tried this dumbfuckery. The VP of our division who came up with this brilliant idea to have all of us sitting at trading tables thankfully jumped to another company and the new VP corrected the situation. Where do these people come up with these asinine ideas?
  22. Another thing, since most companies insist on these stupid open concept office designs, trying to get work done with a bunch of assholes yapping around you or on the phone is annoying as hell. Lately I have been doing Wednesday and Thursday in the office. The director of our business unit wants everyone here on Wednesday as a “collaboration” day. So when the office is full of people it’s less than ideal with all the commotion and people talking. Today, so far there are three of os here. Very quiet and much better. No remote work tomorrow since I work 9-80s. That should be our next topic where folks bitch and complain that everyone needs to work 5 days a week. Wrong.
  23. Patricio Swayze replied to mbtex's topic in Houston
    Because of location?
  24. Surly fascists stroking their micropeckers. Ana cums, all others can’t hold back. Their god has spoken.
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