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Patricio Swayze

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  1. PSA: Since the rebranding to Max, now nearly all the Anthony Bourdain No Reservations and Parts Unknown episodes are are streaming.
  2. I almost added that once they are old enough for critical thinking, they can go. But before teenage years, hell no. That is straight up indoctrination.
  3. Hahaha. Got me. But no. Hell no. I reckon a fella would get his ass kicked for that.
  4. As a father of two young girls (8 and 6), I am still developing my household 10 commandments. So far: 1. The Golden Rule 2. If they want me to pay for college, no Baylor or Aggy 3. Dad tax is non negotiable 4. If they have friends that live in a house with guns, my girls aren’t allowed to go there. 5. They aren’t allowed to go to church with friends. First, I don’t want them indoctrinated into cults, and second it mitigates the chances of them being sexually assaulted. Ana can post all the pics he wants about my stance on Christianity, but none will negate the fact that he is a cunt. Christianity is extremely bizarre.
  5. I want to go to that place.
  6. I think I count 4.
  7. Chunky canebrake.
  8. Wow. I had no idea. I think it was on the old site I was pretty critical of Lomax. I didn’t agree with all of his opinions, but he certainly had some ones that I agreed with and his legacy (and extension of his family) can not be overstated. RIP
  9. Basically. Ana is still a cunt. I’ll wait for his witty retort (maybe a funny propeller hat jpg!???)
  10. I mentioned this above. I don’t want to be a PCM. I just want to be a damn good project Planner that people know can get the job done. Get paid and go home with a good work-life balance.
  11. Also, not everyone wants to be a manager, such as myself. I want to do my job the best I can, but have no interest in being a Project Controls Manager.
  12. Lulz. I worked for a company a few years back that tried this dumbfuckery. The VP of our division who came up with this brilliant idea to have all of us sitting at trading tables thankfully jumped to another company and the new VP corrected the situation. Where do these people come up with these asinine ideas?
  13. Another thing, since most companies insist on these stupid open concept office designs, trying to get work done with a bunch of assholes yapping around you or on the phone is annoying as hell. Lately I have been doing Wednesday and Thursday in the office. The director of our business unit wants everyone here on Wednesday as a “collaboration” day. So when the office is full of people it’s less than ideal with all the commotion and people talking. Today, so far there are three of os here. Very quiet and much better. No remote work tomorrow since I work 9-80s. That should be our next topic where folks bitch and complain that everyone needs to work 5 days a week. Wrong.
  14. Patricio Swayze replied to mbtex's topic in Houston
    Because of location?
  15. Surly fascists stroking their micropeckers. Ana cums, all others can’t hold back. Their god has spoken.
  16. Absolutely. The majority of the time if a manager doesn’t have a family, you are in deep shit. Their career is their identity. They won’t respect your personal/family time. Big red flag.
  17. Why isn’t MSM talking about cereal packaging conspiracy? It’s 2023 and we still don’t have resealable cereal bags. They want your cereal to go stale so you buy more.
  18. Oil and Gas. COVID forced their hand. Thank Satan!
  19. I bet the overlap on a Venn diagram of people who think everyone should work onsite because of productivity basically eclipses the circle for the kind of people incessantly brag/complain about how much work they have. How much overtime they are doing. How they worked the weekend.
  20. Or the PMPs. If someone has PMP in their signature, 9 times out of 10 they suck at management.
  21. I never use dry cleaners and by working from home I am keeping 3 BBQ joints and one Vietnamese open.
  22. It’s not hard to manage the right people, if you know how to hire them. First 5 months at my current gig, my manage was still living in Europe. He had zero problems getting a hold of me or me delivering. Now with the company’s strategy changing, they are letting some folks go, but he is retaining me. Get the right people. Don’t be a dickhead manager/director/CEO. Folks will be loyal and work hard for you. Even if you only see them once or twice a week in person.
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