Everything posted by OrangEngr
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Tathan (Tate) Martell in the Portal
Fuck you man! I’ll bet Tathan KILLS it in fantasy.
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Big Red Motors Busted by Feds
Wasn’t the whole state just declared Native American reservation? That makes it federal! /s
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Sam Ehlinger
That rattler didn’t get it, I’m sure
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
Crane collision in Austin does it make me a terrible person if my first thought was “Please don’t be the south end zone.”?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Mumford and sons AND a Baylor shirt? Anything less than a firebolt of the lord means they got off easy
- Bevoette and Jade's lol pics
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Who is the worst Texas quarterback of the past 10 years?
In my darkest hours, I’ve gone down the mental exercise of what would texas football have been like if ash had not concussed out. I think he was developing into a solid QB that would have given us 2 (?) good years and we wouldn’t have interrupted our QB development cycle. I get about five minutes in before I feel the need to chug a bottle of bourbon. That being said, the clear answer is Chase Daniels.
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OBJ is taking living in Cleveland a little too far
Those were two VERY different stories
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
How we all want to go. Much respect
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ESPN GAME DAY
You serious Clark?
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
I think I’d rather have 107. Better view
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yeah, but I hear Druid city brewing in Tuscaloosa is really good, so they’ve got that going for them
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
The short answer is because the passenger side mirror is convex and the drivers side is not. Because it’s farther away from you, to give you the same field of vision as the drivers side mirror it either has to be bigger or be convex to show you a bigger field with the same size mirror.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I think you are confusing this with the other wife-ism of “if I lower the setting of the air conditioning it will Cool the house faster”.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Yeah. You’re wrong. Q=mcdT
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The problem is those chuckleheads will then infect the rest of us, because we all interact with grocery store baggers, fast food workers, and whatnot
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That’s quite Oedipal of you
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Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
Maneesh just has a plan to get his Karen bag limit within a few minutes. I respect his choice Of lure.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My wife is on her weekly Zoom Netflix and chill group with her friends. She can’t make her internal microphone work, so I give her my work headset. I cannot stand giving over the shoulder IT advice. Either don’t ask, or get the fuck out of the way and let me fix it.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Yeah, that’s asking for two phones with shattered screens
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I thought your brain needed fats to function properly...oh, wait. Nevermind.
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Washington DC's NFL franchise to get a new name
So... Washington Windtalkers?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I wanted to like your post, but: a. Your first sentence caused me to stroke out from all the triggering, and b. What grown-ass man is still on Facebook?
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Washington DC's NFL franchise to get a new name
The Washington Karens . The logo wouldn't even have to change all that much, lighten the skin, remove the feathers, make the haircut a bob, and boom, you're there