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ROFL BOX

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  1. CharleyCrockett (current "15 minutes of fame" in possibly the 3 minute mark of his career) old skool style "both kinds of music" performer has gone public in a refreshing way. I don't know if he had expressed any political opinions in the past & this was a pleasure to see. & thankfully, the positives FAR, FAR outweigh the idiots.
  2. I had to explain to my wife the significance of the power lines & hurricanes.
  3. Apparently @Not a cat . NOT
  4. FYI to this "Gilbert" person, you aren't actuall y performing @ the Superbowl. & I would posit that unless one of these TPUSA acts become better selling than Beyoncé & Michael J. COMBINED, they won't EVER be featured in the Superb Owl
  5. ? https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/4211-shits-borked/page/146/#findComment-7698896
  6. When I worked @ DeLL (company 1 & 3... HSB & BSD) we had a dirt burglar on team w/ a computer sci. degree & he didn't know what a HD was, NOR SSD or other guts of a computer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He made mad bank by getting a bunch of girls from "Online Sales' to enter his info to the orders they were receiving & then transcribing into DOMS. Typical; cheater.
  7. I will utilize this as an opportunity to highlight the following: #SuprrbOwl1995 #SuperbOwl #SuperbOwlSunday #JoeRobbieStadium Got a complaint about the upcoming Superb Owl ½Time Show, featuring Bad Bunny / #BadRabbit ? Hell, if it's like MOST "rap", I won't understand it REGARDLESS of what "language". & FYI, it bothers me Ø what the halftime show performer is - nothing will top the 1995 game (because I was in it, co-starring Patti LaBelle & Tony Bennett with ArturoSandoval on trumpet). Find me @ the 6:22+ mark, other side of "Marion" & "Indy". (https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxy1ODHsd0rMTV6lRC0esLmCgHejSGbahI?si=5HxSUc32SRacg9yD). Screen_Recording_20260206_173237_YouTube.mp4
  8. The following is hopefully read in a conversational / discursive tone. I have zero desire to try & talk ANYONE out of their actual (not politica) "closely held beliefs: "Sin" in the Chrisrian God-fearing sense does not exist. we are told in [church / synagogue/ temple / mosque] how "God" knew h& knows everything that would happen before anything happened. That's what the singular "God" ideology tells us [Talmudic, Christian, Ibrahimaic, etc]. Therefore, by following through with what we are supposed to believe is this God enacted creation, God ["he"] obviously decided everything that would happen in the future was OK because all of it is "his" plan. Isn't that what we are told, to "Trust His plan... everything in God's own time, don't question the plan", etc.? This means nothing can / could / would be an affront against God because "he" caused everything to happen. Either you believe everything was created with 100% of the future predetermined & we are merely a puzzle with only one way to be assembled or you don't believe that. If you DO believe in the concept of a pre-ordained / "end result of everything is already known to the omniscient / all powerful to an endless infinity singularity God", then the logical small next step in turn mean that the concept of "free will / free choice" is an illusion & "sin" can not exist because everything we do is 100% within God's designed plan. Not only did "God" know it was gonna happen, but "God" planned it. Full Stop. To me, religion in general falls under the category of "Whatever gets you through the night (but don't try to coerce or force me.") Add a biblical pinch of double-speak & contradictions, then add a teaspoon of "Well, that one's "Old, we use the New nowadays" & that language gets flipped around consistently & you easily see where this takes us. From the age of around 15 or so, I started questioning my faith (in general). Had been an "Altar Boy" in the Catholic church (Saint Thomas Aquinas, Fort Lauderdale, no, never touched) & then I sorta considered myself 'Agnostic Adjacent. Got married in a UMC ('95) because it was convenient / not full on "BaB -tist" & the Pastor was friendly Then when I lost her to Lupus, I saw & experienced the suffering for Jamie (physically) that took years & it then messed ME up for years. I probably still have not properly dealt with it. How could such a wonderful human have to be tortured like that & for so many years? And again, if this is the 100% Omniscient God, wTF is the message? Why do we as a humanity have to deal with insufferable famine, pestilence disease? I am talking the physical manifestation of a "Well... SHIIIIIT... can't deny that" burning bush / part the waters / completely undeniable" thing or moment that thousands would get to see IRL I mean, why stop the miracles a bazillion years ago? Why let kids die painfully from cancer? That bullshit about "God musta wanted more angels & yours was the roulette spot the marble landed on" might comfort YOU, but I'll take logic & science. Team "WORKS"instead of "FAITH ALONE" for me (Ephesians 2:8-9). Nope, if there IS a "God", this being has a shitload of stuff to answer for, everything from "Hitler & assholes like him + related historical genocides" all the way to NOW (& i will throw in Reggie Bush getting Vince's Heisman for added absurdity). ___________________ That said, I am in Ø way trying to talk ANYONE out of THEIR faith. If you're insecure so much about YOUR faith, why have you read so long & far on my TL/DR post? Me, I cannot avoid using logic in the same way I can avoid gravity. It just "is"... similar to the "a rose by any other name" thing but positioned as a paradox & not poetry. It's very much like a Pyle Field 39'ers thing of "From the outside looking IN you can't understand it & from the inside looking OUT you can't explain it." _______________________ That said, anyone who thinks an Atheist ● Is a Satanist ●Wants to convert you ● Has a problem with others being whatever religion they WANT to be (Christian, Buddhist, Hindu, Jewish, Muslim, Flying Spaghetti Monster), TThe you Don understand the logic we operate from. As James Brown said" "It's your Thang Do Whatcha wanna do I can't tell ya Who-ta sock it to"
  9. I assume this vid "fractured / not playing" issue has been addressed already & I'm not the only one affected? Screen_Recording_20260208_025839_Samsung Internet.mp4
  10. Re: "mess everywhere", just get a trash bag & while she's watching, do a one armed sweep off the bathroom counter & get all of her shit cleared out. ¹Report back with your results. ¹I am not a marriage / relationship counselor, nor am I a divorce lawyer.
  11. Hell, I don't even know if that bit of trash even HAS those words. The one I couldn't seem to shake is by (I think) "Faith Hill"? If I am perpetually stuck, I will try to brain swap over to something by Echo & the Bunnymen, the Cure, the Alarm, TSoL, etc.
  12. Ø ø Screen_Recording_20260208_022638_Samsung Internet.mp4
  13. Having a song stuck in your head ...But the song suuuuucks.
  14. There was a time around 10 years ago where in "The Wizarding Workd of Harry Potter" (in the Diagon Alley area) where you don't have to buy the crazy expensive "Wand" that your kids want. Any IR device would set off the various things the wands could do. Now it seems Universal got wise to that & modified the wands & receptors. A generic $ 3⁰⁰ remote vs. the actual licensed ©™® would only make your kids think Dad is Lame-O anyhow.
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