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ROFL BOX

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  1. It's not the "plumbing" that is alien, it's the concept of a BASEMENT.
  2. A Yankee says what? /Texas
  3. I don't have the knees for that spot. Was usually on 1st base. Ease selection for me.
  4. Bob Ritchie recites words written for him that are appealing to people who know the exchange rate of meth to [diapers & the WiC variety of powdered baby formula].
  5. Have any of y'all seen the purported "death photo" of Epstein? I'm not trying to be a crazy conspiracy theorist, but having seen that photo, I'm pretty comfortable & even confident saying, the man in that photo is NOT dead. There are things that happen immediately upon death. First, the most obvious thing is that upon death, the jaw goes completely slack. There would literally be no muscle tension holding his jaw closed if he was dead. Second: Almost immediately, the skin goes a pale, bluish-grey. It's the result of the cessation of the flow of oxygenated blood. Epstein's face is a nice healthy pink in the photo I have posted. Third: The eyes / eyelids are rounded. This, much like the closed jaw, is impossible. When a person dies, it's the ultimate relaxation of every muscle in the body. The reason your eyes are rounded beneath the lids, even when you sleep, is because the extraocular muscles retain their tension, to hold the eye in place. Upon death, that tension is released. So, the eyelids of a deceased person appear more flat/m / sunken. Fourth: There's better pics available than my attachment, however there appears to be "sweat" on this deceased person's upper lip. Fresh, wet, sweat, and what looks to be tears/moisture around his eyes. This photo was allegedly taken after several minutes of attempted resuscitation, & after the coroner had arrived @ the prisonv & declared Epstein dead. ★★ The arrival of the coroner? That would have taken at a minimum +20 ~ 30 minutes - assuming the coroner was simply sitting around, alert & @ the ready... vehicle keys in hand. This coroner would have to ● Travel to the prison. ● Get both their vehicle, person, & equipment cleared by prison security,. ● Make their way to the scene within the prison. Based on all of that, we can speculate that at least 30 minutes would have passed from the time that "Epstein died" & the arrival of the coroner, with a few more minutes for the examination, the declaration of death, & the retrieval of the photographic equipment. Any sweat that was on a human body @ the time of death, would have been gone from his cooling body, long before the coroner. If You have ever been around when a person expired, you will have seen some of these things IRL (I worked in a hospital for 2½ years in the late 80's & as a plebian Phys. Therapy Aide often was requested to assist in body transports / was there with family when my 1st wife passed in '97 & also in the room when wife's Paternal Grandmother passed ~6 years ago) & we have both Rn's & MD's here on Shag². There's a YouTube by a mortician who's basically saying this stuff & what I've typed here (In the video she goes into what is called, "purge" which is a liquid that is sometimes released from the nasal passages upon death, which I didn't discuss here). If you have ever watched "Secrets of the Dead" on PBS, it's 10× more fascinating.
  6. Even as I posted that, I fully recognized that this isn't 100% evidentiary. Infuriating as fuck that the MAGApublicans won't actually DO anything about the Orange Asshole, however.
  7. Skipping from page 36. Uncertain if already posted:
  8. Nah, it only makes them do even MORE stupid shit like tearing down the East Wing or fucking up yhe Kennedy Center to pull your attention.
  9. Lots of missed opportunities for kicks to the face.
  10. Hmmm. . What "charges" can be claimed when you later say "apparently mistaken identity & they released me."
  11. @strangulation!
  12. . . . .
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