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  1. I laughed more at this picture than I did during the entire Kevin Hart comedy special on Netflix.
  2. They made a re-enactment.
  3. You probably don’t want to click on this link at work. https://barrytributepage.com/
  4. You have to replace the sump pump every once in a while.
  5. Tell your wife that you’ve decided to drop your life insurance. She’s obviously trying to raise your blood pressure to heart attack/aneurysm levels. Perhaps she’ll stop if there’s no financial reward.
  6. How much? I don’t know our Costco login.
  7. I’ll sell you a smoked breasticle for $50. You have to pick it up in Dallas.
  8. Chaites. Can’t you read?
  9. Countless strip clubs?
  10. McDonalds Clan. Probably Burger King too.
  11. Is that the Trump Train?
  12. That’s very helpful. Thank you.
  13. I have a projector that I use in the backyard. I use eight JBL Flip 4 speakers for sound. This works fine if it’s just adults, but once a few kids are in the mix, it isn’t enough. Does anyone have any suggestions for an inexpensive solution that would be better?
  14. Looks like South Austin’s mom’s butthole when I’m done with her.
  15. Username checks out
  16. Great news!! I just found out that we won’t be visiting the in-laws this Thanksgiving. No boxed mashed potatoes and cans green beans this year.
  17. So much wrong with this post.
  18. Baptist’s created this “law” so they could have some deniability if they ran in to a fellow member of their congregation in the parking lot.
  19. It sounds like you are disappointed with the lack of sexual harassment.
  20. How much for the padded headboard? It might help with the wife’s headaches.
  21. Get one of these and report back. https://www.dryagerusa.com/
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