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luke duke

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  1. @Steel Shank Here’s some spank bank material for you.
  2. There is a mother at my kids school and I would guess that her measurements are 36B-45-60. I am simultaneously fascinated and disgusted every time I see her. Unfortunately she is always at the pool. When she’s not at the pool, she’s wearing leggings.
  3. I think we’ve all been boned at one time or another for posting here.
  4. My thoughts as well. Hi.
  5. Season with some kosher salt. Don’t over do it. Then put as much coarse ground black pepper as you can get to stick. Don’t worry about the back side. Cook them at 300-350.
  6. I’ve had 3 UPS trucks make deliveries at my house today. 2 of them were about 30 sec apart.
  7. Like the Emoluments Clause?
  8. It's actually in McKinney. It retails for $1,000 + tax + propane tanks. I talked to the seller over the phone and she'll take $200. I was going to get it for myself, but I decided to keep my older Summit. https://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/app/d/melissa-weber-genesis-ii-gas-grill/7209967984.html https://www.lowes.com/pd/Weber-Genesis-II-E-410-Black-4-Burner-Liquid-Propane-Gas-Grill/1000705638
  9. Either your company had paid for most of them or you’re a dumbass or both.
  10. You need to up your cutting board game.
  11. A turning peel =/= a regular peel.
  12. That’s nothing special, you do that for everybody.
  13. Sorry about your small penis.
  14. Well it is a form of birth control.
  15. I can’t imagine how small one’s penis must be to have this display their front yard.
  16. I probably know a bunch of your neighbors. I used to work at CP.
  17. I strong drink would have the same effect.
  18. That’s my favorite band. You’ve probably never heard of them.
  19. How was the line?
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