Everything posted by luke duke
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John Mueller's new joint in Granger (Williamson County)
The pit was loaned to John. I don’t know what the understanding was between John and the loaner, but the loaner felt the need to get his pit back. The loaner posts here and can elaborate if he chooses.
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Water indicator (something that changes when wet that isn't a woman))
Ask your husband and he’ll probable suggest a paper towel, Kleenex or one of your Maxipads.
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Pork ribs
That’s what MIA calls it when he shits on the lady at the Asian massage parlor.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
[armybrat]What’s her mailing address? I’d like to court her.[/armybrat]
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Hey Steel Shank!
fify
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My families Great American Adventure
Remember that we’re talking about a guy that spent an afternoon trying to unscrew a rivet.
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Cabo advice?
I guess that’s cheaper than a mass lay-off once you factor in the severance.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
- Things you really just don't get...
- Pellet Grills and Smokers
That’s the best pellet grill that I’ve ever seen.- Pellet Grills and Smokers
That’s the best pellet grill that I’ve ever seen.- My families Great American Adventure
Where can I find a $600 A/C unit that installs itself and upgrades it’s own electrical service?- Anyone done a cows head/barbacoa/cabeza de vaca?
If you’re in a hurry you could braise them in a pressure cooker for about 30 min (after you start building pressure).- NY AG seeks to dissolve NRA
This country would have been much better off if they had stuck to their original mission of hunter education, gun safety classes and wildlife conservation.- Road Trip out of Dallas
Try hipcamp.com also.- New Air conditioner / furnace for home
A Goodman will be fine. Just remember to register it so you get the maximum warranty.- Beef ribs
Those are back ribs and they’re for poor and/or stupid people.- My families Great American Adventure
Will you be setting up the sex tent on top of your bed inside the extended stay hotel room?- Exclusive interview with the President of the United States
You neglected to mention that you were already at Schlotzkys when you masturbated.- Shit I've Cooked Lately
Is this the before or after picture?- Things you really just don't get...
I don’t see how the British haven’t gotten rid of that bullshit either. I guess that it maintains the bored, overweight, snaggletooth British woman’s 0.00000001% chance of becoming a princess one day.- Hey Steel Shank!
Birria Tacos Round Two- Three Gorges Dam under strain, millions evacuated
Did your grandmother forward that image to you?- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I vote bath salts and Florida.- Which one of you assclowns is selling your Klose?
https://houston.craigslist.org/wan/d/friendswood-klose-bbq-pit-smoker/7166034724.html - Things you really just don't get...
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