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luke duke

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Everything posted by luke duke

  1. What’s the solution here?
  2. What kind of sexual favors did jeevsie require you to perform as part of your job? Does he prefer jelly or syrup?
  3. You can park at my house for $1000/wk. I’ll even drive you to and from the airport, in your car, of course.
  4. A big beef rib can work its way through your system quickly.
  5. Not true. What they do now is throw in a bunch of “free” stuff. Fence work, deck work, stain, better attic ventilation, etc.
  6. Some of you could use this. https://www.vice.com/en/article/dishwashers-can-cook-the-perfect-rare-steak-meat-lover-claims/
  7. He didn’t invent the rib, just the 3-2-1 method.
  8. luke duke replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    I’ll bet @Brisketexan was wishing that he had a bidet last night.
  9. I prefer syrup
  10. Impossible! If it isn’t on the Top 50 list, it’s crap!
  11. luke duke replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    Please livestream the eulogy and service so the rest of us can pay our respects.
  12. Eat my shorts
  13. I’d imagine that this is the type of inspiration Steel Shank is looking for. Now all he needs is a nice, cold Bud Light.
  14. What did it look like before you ate it?
  15. That’s great until it goes under the sofa. Maybe that’s what happens in Columbus, OH after football games.
  16. His wife probably dropped it back in the lake when he handed it off to her.
  17. That’s a good price. Expect the batteries to be dead. lithium will cost you close to $3K, lead will be more like $1.5K. Lift kit, wheels and tires will be $1.5K. A rear seat will be $200-600.
  18. Per their Wikipedia page, you have this to look forward to:
  19. Not sure that Economics is still considered a non-competitive major, since it’s probably the most likely path to a six figure income in the COLA. In 2016 there were 47,511 applications, which was a 50% increase from 2010. In 2023 there were 72,885 applications. In 2024 there were 90,562.
  20. And that auto-admit will get you a heavily coveted spot in the College of Liberal Arts where you can get a BA in French Studies.
  21. I thought that happened last year.
  22. They do when there isn’t a gloryhole involved.
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