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luke duke

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  1. That’s some old man font. Your neighbor can probably read that with the blinds closed.
  2. I believe most people would say that there’s no discussion to be had regarding Wayne vs John. According to John, Leann could cook. I don’t recall him ever saying the same thing about his brother.
  3. Well, the least talented BBQ cook in the family runs it…
  4. I feel like you could save $35K and get a golf cart.
  5. That deck needs a pressure wash.
  6. Pony up and get a Dock Pro https://sleep.me/product/dock-pro-sleep-system
  7. How many times did you fuck him?
  8. Lame. Your dog was the 10th one to shit or piss in the lobby that week. That’s like saying, ā€œI went to a gangbang and I accidentally got jizz on the sofa.ā€
  9. So does every other sane person.
  10. Some people go in there on purpose Skip to 16:10
  11. luke duke replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    I’m a good friend, but I’m also a cheap friend. #cleanbutthole
  12. luke duke replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    I bought a bidet for a friend of mine that has ignored my advice to get one for years and had it delivered to his house.
  13. Looks like a Bluetooth gas connection.
  14. Ignoring Kenji is usually a mistake.
  15. Top 2-10% won’t be benefiting
  16. My eulogy will just consist of a hyperlink to the Bidet Meta Threas.
  17. I doubt that you need forgiveness. As many times as Duke fell for the peanut butter trick, I’d have to believe that he secretly enjoyed it.
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