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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
- The Last Truly Enjoyable Moment as a Texas Longhorns Football Fan
This thread is some weak, sad shit. Many, many enjoyable moments since, and frankly, that one wasn’t even that ‘big’. Two middling teams play a rivalry game... and the one who usually wins, won.- Hail Kyler
Either his marketing guy thought that up or that’s the single most clever shit an aggy or sooner ever came up with. Kids fun to watch. Dumb trademark but this is America, do what you please.- F-F-Fire his asssss!
Arthur Blank check- Houston Texans 2020 Regular Season Thread
For all any of us know, that report came from Romeo’s agent. The details of the report were suspect to begin with. Errbody relax.- Houston Texans 2020 Regular Season Thread
No point in having a great RB if your OL is garbage. Have A LOT of work to do to remedy that, likely need a great offensive mind as HC to bring in a good OL coach who can sign free agents who know the system and trust the new coaches, because we can’t build through the draft completely. Using our first pick in a RB when our OL is awful is probably not a great idea.- Houston Texans 2020 Regular Season Thread
Flying around the country on private planes is not difficult. COVID or otherwise. As long as you have the money, it’s very easy.- Ribbed Condoms vs. The Gunnell Effect
Flying to the endzone always has a layover in Orlando.- Urban Meyer or bust
Futureman’d- Caden Sterns
Ossai (signed after Sam)- MNF: Patriots @ Jets
Is Joe Flacco a elite quarterback?- Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
I come here for the Michigan lulz, but WhatBuck is always here to remind me that Ohio State people are the worst.- Okie State @ Kansas State Fox
KState has always done three things at an elite level: Have immensely versatile talent (Tyler Lockett, Jordy Nelson, Darren Sproles). Have badass white guys (too many to name here). Field tough and durable dudes.- West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
If you can’t do up-tempo successfully, stop fucking doing it. We kill ourselves trying to be someone we’re not and do shit we can’t do.- Urban Meyer or bust
Good. Bring that shit on. Tired of pussyfooting around.- Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
OK that is fucking hilarious... the TV guys don’t ask our DC “can you stop the missed tackles” they ask him “how many can you live with”! The prosecution rests.- Houston Texans 2020 Regular Season Thread
Draft problem: solved.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Beat down of Penn State? More like RapeGameJerry- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This is actually the best comment in this very, very large thread. Well said and ‘amen’.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
- Urban Meyer or bust
Since we won’t fire Tom during the season, I’m REALLY looking forward to months of further and clearly very cerebral Urban speculation.- Houston Texans 2020 Regular Season Thread
Packers are good. We’ll compete against lesser teams as long as we don’t commit to the run too much, because we can’t run it at all. But against teams that are actually good we stand no chance. We just don’t have the personnel to compete. Need to go make a great GM hire. Until then, it’s just tune in each week out of habit. And even then, it’s a few years until we’re in business.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
During the game they were talking about this weird and dumb shit Tom was doing during the week to overcome ‘accountability issues’, which you shouldn’t be having in year 4.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
That whole explanation by the sideline reporter of how Tom is desperately trying to fix shit was an embarrassment.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Well, it should also matter whether it’s just made-up nonsense on a message board, or not. Which it is. - The Last Truly Enjoyable Moment as a Texas Longhorns Football Fan
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