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TexArcher

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  1. Let me guess, we're getting rid of "unnecessary controversial subjects" like slavery, the Jim Crow South, European colonialism, how Nancy Reagan created drug cartels and for-profit prisons with her stupid ass War on Drugs while her husband's brain melted in the Oval Office, how W and Cheney bombed the wrong country into ashes after 9/11 so Cheney's company could rebuild it all on an illegal no-bid government contract (killing something like 600k civilians), or the time we got our asses kicked by a mid-major nation because we decided we get to tell everyone how to govern themselves, etc. No, it's better if we just focus on our awesomeness, like the time we won WWII all by ourselves (you're welcome Pierre and Boris) and when Neil Armstrong discovered the moon. Murka!
  2. Van Halen and Van Hagar are both good bands. You just have to view them as separate bands. I defy anyone to tell me that 5150 is not a good album. Carry on.
  3. He's actually an excellent fighter, albeit a boring one. This is his shtick: he talks about how crazy he is and he's super opinionated, then he fights like the most conservative point fighter ever. I used to love MMA, but I can't even pay attention to it anymore now that Dana and Rogan have gone fascist talking head and so have half the fighters.
  4. I dunno, maybe that's for DHS as a whole? This figure was just ICE at 17th, roughly the same funding as the entire Canadian military. And they only have 22k ICE agents currently. So all of that money can only mean that a massive expansion is coming between now and, let's see, November....
  5. Per John Oliver's show this week: after the recent funding increase, if ICE were a military, it would be the 17th largest in the world. This is even more alarming when paired with the fact that they are buying every massive warehouse they can get their hands on. Holy fuck.
  6. Sometimes he does exactly what he said he was gonna do, and his horde is like, "This isn't what I voted for." Sometimes he does the opposite of what he said he was gonna do, and his horde is like, "Yeah, that's what I voted for." And they will vote for him again in 2028. All of them.
  7. That part will be a leftist lie inserted into the story, 100%.
  8. Looks like two gay guys? NTTAWWT
  9. Yeah, it's hard to believe this sudden deluge of lies that started like a month ago, right?!
  10. I can fix her, though.
  11. This must be leftist fake news, because everybody knows Trump is a brilliant businessman.
  12. Coming soon: China has strict laws against child sexual abuse. And we all know China is bad. What our enemy is against, we should be for. I mean, it's the same "logic."
  13. Fox News viewers in unison....
  14. That is so, so Trumpy. It's perfect. Ya know, a lot people are saying the Bahamas and parts of Canada are the only places worth going to anymore. I don't know, but that's what they're saying. So I'm gonna have the best international airport in the world, because it's the only one that only goes to those places. Other airports still have to go to shithole continents like Europe. Sad!
  15. Watched The Rip today. A but uneven at times, but it's tense with a few twists and some good action sequences in the second half. 7/10.
  16. We'll just accuse the other side of whatever we're up to, so that when they accuse us of it, they can be dismissed as just trying to even the score. Most of our horde will dismiss their accusations outright. The more thoughtful will just conclude, "Both sides are up to shit, but at least abortion is illegal and we're gonna get a stimmy check soon." Repeat. Do whatever the fuck we want. As long as 40% won't budge on their support for us and we can control the voting locations and the vote count, we'll win the election, if we decide to let it happen. Thousand year American Reich. Etc.
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