Everything posted by Hank Chinaski
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Uniform Pron
I bet they look shitty in any setting.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I always enjoy reading about how underhanded and toxic we are; I just want to know what they are actually talking about. Like, some specific examples. And no, taking their baseball coach doesn’t count (coaches jump to other schools all the time, and their claims of our toxicity far predate that event), nor does taking espn’s money to televise our stuff (because why the fuck wouldn’t we, or anyone else?). I would love to hear them lay out their case with actual events and a modicum of honesty, but I suspect that they don’t really have anything and this is just dogma at this point.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Ummmm embraced? He was treated horrifically by a giant segment of the public for years and he’s on the short list of athletes who are 100% justified in being bitter about his general treatment by the public/“fans.” Holy shit.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Chas is a 115 OPS+ guy over 88% of his career PAs (2021-2023) and 65 OPS+ over 12% (2024). Seems reasonable to assume that he is probably more like the guy we’ve seen 88% of his career than the guy we’ve seen this season. Players don’t typically collapse at age 29, and players frequently have bad 166-PA stretches. It’s possible that he’s done as a good MLB player, but I don’t think that is the most likely scenario. (Not saying I wouldn’t trade him in the right deal, just that he probably hasn’t just ceased being a good player.)
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
“He’s the best coach in the nation,” says player who has played two years of college ball for a single program. ”She gives unbelievable head,” says teenager moments after his first blowjob.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
And it seems to be very, very small.- Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
I think “redeeming” is the word you’re looking for, boss.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
She makes me think about two things: 1. Don’t ever make my daughter’s life/stuff about me. 2. If these are the people that are applauding my actions, I need to change my actions.- Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
- Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
This whole idea that the most immediately recent results are the determinant of how program quality is hilarious to me. If it is that fast and easy to “surpass” Texas as a program, then it will be just as fast and easy to get surpassed, right? So what are we even talking about?- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
I have no knowledge either, but I’m going to say with 99% certainty that these numbers are utter bullshit.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The sentiment about how “Texas can’t afford ___” that has begun to emerge is currently my favorite part of their bit. I continue to believe that their entire existence is parody because nothing else makes any sense.- Trevor Bauer releases a statement
Yeah, I mean if there is communication about it, that’s what I’d think of as “hard evidence,” and that would seem to be pretty damning.- Trevor Bauer releases a statement
I know nothing about any of this - how difficult is it to “prove” some sort of collusion? Couldn’t clubs reasonably argue that they don’t want him on their team because he’s an unlikable, immature douchebag that they don’t want around (assuming there isn’t hard evidence that it’s more than that)? I mean, Barry Bonds went unsigned coming off of a 169 OPS+ season in 2007. That seemed like blackballing, but I guess clubs could have argued that they had legitimate reasons not to bring him in - he’s a dick, too much of a circus, etc. Anyway, if such a suit came to pass, what evidence is required to win/settle? Simply being good enough to play in MLB doesn’t necessarily mean that you automatically get to play, right?- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It is hilarious that after Jimbo predictably flamed out, many of them are still beating their chests over hiring him away from FSU, where he had already begun flaming out. His tenure at A&M went almost exactly as most here expected it to. Also hilarious that they’re already crowning Elko - who has yet to coach a game for them - as a better hire than Sark - who has turned a struggling program that failed to have a single player drafted into a playoff team that had 11 players drafted in 3 seasons. Nobody takes victory laps for things that haven’t happened like the ags. Hell, they take victory laps for things that actually failed.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
You’re absolutely reeling!- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The rules of college football pretty suddenly and radically changed. The economics of college football made remaining in the Big 12 untenable. But yes, it was the ags finishing fourth nationally in a season characterized by cancelled games and player quarantines that forced Texas to join the SEC.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
“Wow, what a couple of fucking assholes.” If I saw any of you on television in Texas shirts doing what those dipshits were doing, that would be my thought. At no point would I go out of my way to figure out what you were yelling about because it wouldn’t change the fact that you’re making assholes of yourselves. No part of me would feel any need to defend you just because you’re a Longhorn. Christ what’s wrong with these fucking people. - Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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