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Nicole44

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  1. What is funny is that there are certain posters who are very well connected to the program and people around it and are merely sharing what they know—not for style points, surly cred or trying to wield some kind of power. Because this is a fan forum and people like to be anonymous and share or give some context to a particular situation that they happen to have information about. Like it don’t like it but I happen to have met some of these people and if they say “this is what is happening” I’d trust them 💯 over any other asshole on any other site. Even if that asshole is well known. Just sayin’
  2. Today has been fun. I didn’t expect the unexpected today but I’m all for it. Am entertained and tonite I hope 🤞 will be a classic and not a beatdown.
  3. Well some teams like KState and Oregon State need help. So I’m guessing they are excited the portal is so vast right now. I just want our oline fixed man. And whatever players Muschamp thinks he needs. The Oline has to be fixed. Find some dudes. Big dudes who are older man. Scuttlebutt from the NFL thread is Pistol Pete Carroll is one and done in Vegas…So Sark to Vegas? I kid I kid. There is a gonna be a massive suck for Arch campaign by some NFL team next year. Some don’t have to try to suck but still. Just fix Oline and find a RB that can get at least 100 yds per game and it don’t matter man. We should roll! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
  4. I think the saints and falcons should run around in circles until 5 mins left in the 4th. Just punt on first down run around. Everyone knows a quick to be eliminated play off team hangs in the balance. Might as well fuck around.
  5. I’m calling it Joe Flacco will be on a team next season.
  6. I am considering asking for some money or I will portal to another program. My strategy is simply this: I am asking how much Banks and Flood make. And asking for that. Considering all my years of fandom and traveling and money spent on years of nothing but losses and heart ache and years wandering the desert I mean If we are going to pay Sark’s buddies to be on the coaching staff to suck ASSWATER and not do much worth a shit the team can pay me to watch Sark squat and call slow ass developing plays that have no hope of generating a score, I see no downside. I’m sure to see an offer soon, check’s in the mail and all that,
  7. Since we have zero governing body I’d like to see all major programs take a stand. We were all sick of ND getting a pass into the playoffs being independent and playing the most favorable schedule they could find. USC took a stand on this and good for them. We aren’t playing ya so you can get fucked. Nothing will change unless the schools band together and say enough is enough. I’m not mad at Parker and I wish him well. You always bring levity to a situation with your posts. a lot of schools are dealing with portal fallout right now. It’s odd to me we are to the extent we are as we are a top 5 destination but whatever. I’m waiting for the gossip that will likely hit the webs in a couple of days. Something is brewing. 🍿
  8. You might be onto something here 🤔 start a thread for laughs because this one is depressing.
  9. I’ve been trying to find a replacement for Parker roommate wise for arch all day. No dice. Parker was unique in his personality. Is there anyone like that in the portal? That kid out of Georgia Tech looks promising but he’s 19…
  10. Nicole44 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Let’s go get this dude: (cue everyone saying “Elon”)
  11. I’d never put a price tag on anyone but the only thing I’ve learned in life is your best ability is your availability and second best ability is your talent. Any one of these kids (knocks on wood so it doesn’t happen) can blow out a knee and go from can’t miss to can’t play. And if we don’t fix our offensive line the performance Arch gave vs Michigan isn’t sustainable for 12 games.
  12. Who was VY’s roommate?
  13. At the end of the day, I rarely hate the player. Or get mad at them. I always blame the coaches. And I guess now a player’s agent or whatever they have. The current landscape needs to be revised fast…I don’t begrudge players for sitting or players for leaving. Especially in an unfair world where entire families rely on a 22 year old kid getting millions. I think the truth about what happened with Parker lies somewhere in the middle.
  14. Nicole44 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    That would be nice. Next player to portal needs to superglue that fucker to them.
  15. I bet you two dollars that you are wrong! Sorry I am poor.
  16. I think he wants to change the perception of a play calling HC by having his cake (being called HC but deferring to the DC 💯 on defense and having fuck all to do with one side of the ball) and eating it too by also calling plays. We all want it to work but I don’t remember PK screaming into Sark’s headset to call some of the shit Sark did in the red zone against Washington when we should have won or against Ohio State in the red zone when we had every chance to win. All Sark needed to do was praise Pk not act like we lost bc Sark had to hold PK’s hand 24/7 bc the tape don’t lie. Sark’s RedZone play calling was yellow short bus special. His play calling in general may be his superpower but his inability to call the right plays for the right players and against what a defense is giving him had CONTINUOUS weakness for him from his Pac days and the blame should be 100% on him if his new strategy doesn’t work. He wants to be able to sit with Arch and squat and deal with Millwee and Banks and Flood and for Muschamp to handle the rest. If it works yay for UT fans and he might leave and pitch this same setup to the NFL I guess? If it doesn’t work then we should cut bait and let Icarus burn his wings 🪽 and drip his bullshit wax all over some other football program.
  17. I get trophy hunting. We just have to hope it works. I will never understand changing the approach to the 2025 season. What we did in 2024 was produce an elite offense and defense ranked roughly #3 in the country. A couple of penalties, mistakes and shitty red zone play calls couldn’t get us past Ohio State. Injuries can make a sure thing into a nothing. No team is immune from this. I would have loved to keep Parker but if a player we get in his place busts or gets injured it would have been imo smart to keep him in reserve. I want to know what we are going to do to get an OLine that will help make our play makers shine. Because if we whiff on that fuck it. Trophy hunting for Olinemen. Get some big ass Iowa boys to hold the damn line. And yes I freely admit I don’t really know who to go get but just get some fuckers.
  18. The Falcons are so schizophrenic that they could beat NO down or completely get a train run on them. I still feel like whichever team comes out of the AFC will win the SB.
  19. If we get Coleman I just pray he stays healthy. Something about us and nice things…of late. I will miss Parker. I wish him well. 🤘🏼 I hope Muschamp rides Sark’s Ass like Zorro all year long. Whatever the fuck was going on last year from winter to mid-season can never be allowed to happen again. Especially with this much money involved and the efforts of select few of gentlemen here on this very forum who have done a TON for Texas Football the past few years. Y’all know how you are. thank you! 🫡
  20. I have like many of you so many questions few answers for how any of this will play out…and I sincerely hope better for Venezuela than this played out for Panama but… Does anyone have pics of the amphibious vessel we employed in our military op? Are they costly? Like if previously used could you buy them online? Are they good for night fishing? Asking for a friend, could they be used in lakes? All kidding aside, so Russia would be cool with the USA capturing Cuba? 🇨🇺 Greenland is a sitting duck. I mean if Greenland is CLEARLY a goal of ours aren’t we advertising by our Marduro snatch and grab that the first country to invade Greenland wins? Head is spinning with all this shit. I can only just hope for the best because what’s been done cannot be undone. Damn.
  21. I guess and you and @InkaUtexas can speak better to this that the IDEA is to let the people decide? Not saying that something in the ether comes to fruition but that the concept was to let them decide if they want Machado? Also not saying it’s feasible. The army around Marduro was largely Cuban? That’s what I’m getting from articles I’m reading (loosely translated to English) so they were not that loyal to him? I’m guessing is why he didn’t make it to the panic room they’d have to blow torch into to get him. That he never made it to tha part of the house?
  22. I do think it’s more than a “wag the dog 🐕” deal and we know Congress will do their thing. Meaning Dems will want hearings impeachment etc…but Rubio has wanted this for a long time imo based on what I’ve read. But since it’s done and the genie can’t be put back in the bottle I would assume Machado will be installed bc why allow the VP there to stay? Still no word on the Chinese delegation but maybe they sent Chinese Monks with blow torches? Not ninjas? (Plot of a movie that no one has probably seen but me…if anyone knows what I’m referring to.)
  23. Yeah I get the Cuba domino that was the inspiration for Rubio’s plan. This is a huge linchpin though so it has massive effect around the world. I love Machado so I would like for her to be able to lead the country but I don’t know if that’s what will happen. It’s hard to know at this point if it will have the ripple effect Rubio believes it will or if it will be a tsunami of shit in the opposite direction what we just did.
  24. @atomheartbevo is your feeling on this that this was sort of Rubio’s brainchild? I read a ton of different sources (true crime habit) and that seems to be the consensus. Do we then install the Nobel Peace Prize winner Machado? Also what happened to the Chinese delegation that was there? I assume China and Russia aren’t down with any of this. Was the idea to capture the oil to gain leverage over Russia? In negotiations? Because everything I’m reading says this was Rubio’s idea?
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