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Nicole44

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  1. Well sure the school that is still paying Jimbo $75,000 a day just to take a piss thinks we spent that on one player. If we did (no) we are fucking stupid (no) bc injuries make every player equal. As long as we have a war chest to build the Oline and Dline I’m happy as fuck. We have to have a foundation for the fancy mansion we are building. As always thank you 🫡 to the gentlemen on this board who truly make this possible.
  2. Talent wise on the TBD (still filling in pieces in the trenches) what is the comp for this roster with previous Texas squads? With these new additions (I know we aren’t done yet) what former Texas squad is a comp for 2026 roster?
  3. Look in my defense Matt Ryan looks like everyone. 😂 damn.
  4. If the Bills lose should the HC keep his job?
  5. Damn all of you! 😂
  6. Omg I was half ass joking when I said this team should lean into complete debauchery. Will they be hiring the former Michigan coach as an analyst? Because go big or go home. Get everyone fired for cause and build your staff Bill!
  7. Sorry been sober almost four years.
  8. I think it was pretty damn cool Falcons made Alex Smith President of Operations or whatever they just did. He was saying goodbye to his CBS Sunday morning crew. I truly feel if anyone can get the Falcons on the right track and capitalize on the young team and Bijan it’s him, hope he helps to hire a good HC and gets them to be contenders. I have enormous respect for him as a player and how he’s handled his retirement due to injury. And for how he was selfless in the way he took Mahomes under his wing in a “me first fuck you pay me” league. Hats off.
  9. Yes but who has derailed more threads? Me or you? Cuz I’m winning man. 😂
  10. he also runs track and plays basketball. Just to cover some bases.
  11. When Arch came to visit we lost our game. Our arena is impressive even if our BB team sucks. As long as it doesn’t inspire him to play basketball for us. Which probably isn’t a bad thing.
  12. Lots of Ohio state fans getting ready to burn shit down.
  13. Key word is IF and I can only think this relates to Coleman. But that’s an ass-umption on my part.
  14. He’s also responsible for Harris and Flood. Truth. And the shitshow that was 2025. People need to move the goalposts to remove Sark from ANY responsibility bc they hero worship a 50 year old plus man who in his 40’s was too dumb to play hooky from Saban on a golf course. That’s the reality. You are only as good as the people you surround yourself with. Muschamp is a bright spot and his first choice for DC but the individuals Sark retained while firing PK are all on Sark. But let’s keep pretending it’s Sark Derangement Syndrome instead of a couple of people who hero worship the dude and cannot handle truthful critiques on what went wrong in 2025 bc we don’t want to see it repeated when Sark flushed more than $30 million on this team last year. Thats the reality, if Harris is the architect of another failed season that is on sark and there is no other way to see it.
  15. It is. Sadly. And it shouldn’t be.
  16. It’s a quote from a Few Good Men. But yeah it also happens to fit.
  17. I cannot see Sam Leavitt (great last name for portaling) if Miami offers turning that down. It’s Miami. Location alone over Baton Rouge. I wonder how much Lane’s spectacularly classless exit from ole Miss hurt him with recruits and portal transfers. Some obviously don’t care bc paycheck and all that but some actually might.
  18. After hearing the golf story (Sark and the Ole Miss new HC) trying to evade Saban on the golf course while they were playing hooky (Saban admits he knew they were there but didn’t see Sark’s hole in one) and Saban saying he did have guys on his staff that were “smarter” about evading him (one such staffer now a HC himself would call golf courses ahead of time to find out where Saban would be and go to the other course.) harris, Flood and Banks as well as Sark all have this slick ass Persian Bazaar frat boy shit going on that reels worse than when Warehime allegedly clogged up a recruits toilet under Herman.
  19. Nicole44 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Well much like the NFL, college football is a copycat league now. It’s taken some time to realize recruits aren’t the soul be all end all. They are slower to react to make changes. After last nights Peach Bowl massacre they see emulating schools like JMU or Indiana are the way to have sustainable year over year success.
  20. Many people who have encountered Harris are banking on a ninja like mutiny being assembled to successfully usurp him. “Harris is a shitastic tsunami of Neolithic incompetence.” Direct quote from my BMD. He likes saying “Neolithic incompetence” a lot and I asked him if he got that from Beverly Hills Cop 2 and he was mum. Shit I hope I didn’t burn my connection 😂 just kidding, he lurks here a lot. 👋🏼 hi
  21. Where is @Js1 I am extremely positive today. I feel really good about our portal quest. LFG! This is as positive as I’m likely to get. Side note: I mentioned some of the comments here from those who have either met Harris or have interacted with those who have to my BMD this morning and my BMD said @immamac and @closetojumping are being far too kind in their assessments of Harris. Imbeciles never rest he said. 😂
  22. Nicole44 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Today might be a VERY good day. Like VERY good. And that Yale OL stud is still in Austin. Getting him is a huge deal if that happens. Then we can pick up some weapons. This is the year to go all in and swing our money bags. I am think Harris is a complete imbecile and Flood inspires zero confidence but just getting dudes on the OLine that are better than what we had is huge. Is it sustainable for 2027? I doubt it but it requires a better GM and Flood has to go if we go all in with a portal haul and an ascendant Arch and we don’t get past the semis. This is as positive as I am likely to get so take it. 😂
  23. I really like the Pitt linebacker and assume Muschamp does as well.🤞🤘🏼
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