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Planet Houston

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Everything posted by Planet Houston

  1. Where is LJ Hoes when you need him
  2. Well, if he lets it hang out rather than hang over the plate, that would be fine (metaphorically speaking of course).
  3. Trump has to be fucking livid right now. I imagine him trying to frantically reach Putin to whine about giving Joe and Kamala a resounding victory, while Putin ignores the call and laughs as he rips a line with his hitman he just got back.
  4. Reminds me of the incredible Norm McDonald joke about Janice and the shallow grave. "You notice that every Wednesday evening, Janice goes down to the YWCA to play basketball with her other lady friends...which is fine nowadays, ya know?"
  5. Somebody get @Incredulity a Puppers
  6. Let’s fuckin go. And if you haven’t registered, just go to whitedudesforharris.com - it’s hosting the call at 7CT and is also the signup page prior to showtime.
  7. Seriously, get @Enchubben a Puppers
  8. Still not sure whether to shit on this guy in the main thread or this one, so you get both. He’s such a buffoon.
  9. Cross-post to the main election thread. I didn’t see this thread until now. I’m sofa king sorry.
  10. Holy shit, if true…
  11. I saw Jabari Smith at the airport last night about 1:15am - he had just gotten back from SL clearly, as he was getting his bags from a Vegas flight was at our carousel. /csb/
  12. Oh god they are going to have to amputate his right arm. You can see it in her eyes. It’s over 😱😱😱
  13. I don’t get it. Tucker was having such a great season and all of a sudden we catch fire with him out. I have been traveling non-stop in a combination of work and personal travel the last month, so I haven’t been able to watch much extended stretches of Stros baseball. My last in-person game was the game Tucker got hurt. I don’t understand it, but I love it.
  14. Tryna rival that Richards-Ross genes matchup…go get it.
  15. We have been lucky. Power on, other side of the street is out. Major limbs down from our big oak in the front, but no serious damage.
  16. Planet Houston replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    What a bitch. 38 years old? More like 8
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