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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Time for Yordan to turn things around.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Yes, sorry for my pedantic joke. I feel pretty good about his ability to keep it together. The guy is built like a house and if he can keep that fastball 93-95 and locate that changeup on a regular basis, watch out. Obviously the league will adjust to his first game throwing changeup on more than a third of his pitches. But if he can continue to locate and “tunnel” as they say these days, no reason to think he will be just a flash in the pan.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
We do have something, another no-hitter and several new MLB firsts
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
6th no-hitter in 4 seasons + 5 games. That’s fucking wild.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Now is where you admit you might have been a tad too reactionary about Dana Brown.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
NOOOOO HITTER!!!!
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The 2024 Tampa Bay Rays Thread
Dammit Derka you beat me by 8 minutes for Blanco
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
“The situation of this ballgame.” Nobody wants to say it 🤫
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
That was good. I honestly don’t get the hate for Kalas around here. Sure he flubs a bit, but I think he’s overall a pretty great announcer.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
King Tuck. Oh boy. We all know what happens the day after scoring 10 runs.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
You are so predictably hilarious. For the rest of us.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Actually no. Way worse at the plate. He’d miss an 88 mph middle-in meatball by a foot. I think he’d catch a dinky flip from the pitcher on a weak groundout in the field.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
There you go Tuck ¿Por que no los dos?
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The 2024 Tampa Bay Rays Thread
Goddamn Trout just hit a monster shot to tie it up in Miami
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
God DAMMIT ABREU YOU FUCKING SUCK
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I fear you’re right. But I also know I’d be a lot happier if Jon Singleton were my weed dealer than 1B for the Astros, so I’m holding out hope.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Yeah, the most diverse city in the nation that elected a lesbian mayor a decade ago and has been blue as long as most of us have been alive is really a hotbed for racism. The fuck?? Yes, I recall that Hader had some bad twitter posts when he was in high school. It’s not great and I’m not really sure how to square it other than I hope he has grown as a person. But to say “fits the Houston motif??” Fuck off.
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The 2024 Tampa Bay Rays Thread
I just paid. Good luck!!!
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
So goddamn frustrating. I’m a season ticket holder and don’t look forward to our turn with the tickets. They have to figure out how to win at home. And yeah, having black holes at 1B and CF is a fucking problem.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Singlebum
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Again, I do have things to counter your arguments. Two World Series rings, motherfucker. You started showing up in these threads last year. Go away.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Yes, thank him for being the best owner in Houston sports history. I hope you run into him at a fancy Chinese restaurant.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Again, you’re an idiot
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
How about THANKS JIM FOR TWO WORLD SERIES TITLES AND FOR SIGNING THE BEST ASTRO EVER FOR LIFE Fuck off, Icono