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Planet Houston

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  1. My 8 year-old and I talk a lot about stuff like this. Current, I guess: C - Maldo 1B - Freeman 2B - Altuve 3B - Machado SS - Tatis LF - Alvarez CF - Trout RF - Tucker DH - Ohtani SP - Verlander, Musgrove, Ohtani x2, Framber, McClanahan RP - Hader
  2. Remember when people freaked out and said things must be rotten on Crawford Ave. when Strommy left and then went to AZ? Me neither.
  3. What @tchookem said. Yeah.
  4. It’s actually much worse than that. It will mean that Republican-controlled states will be able to do exactly what Trump and his henchmen were trying to make happen - just ignore the will of the people and give their electoral votes to their candidate. This is a level 11 crisis and I really don’t see how it gets stopped.
  5. I’ll be there tonight with my 8 year-old kids and I’ll report back. I can guarantee you there will be no stadium wide chants of “fuck you aaron” or anything similar. You know that if you’re caught screaming an obscenity you get booted out of MMP immediately? We aren’t Yankees fans. We will smile at all of your “fellow” Yankees fans as our team steps on your team’s throats.
  6. Well I guess the mayor of Uvalde will be coming out calling him a “sick son of a bitch” today. Right?
  7. But his quote said by rhetoric, not by investment. Fucking stupid ass comment
  8. Still an incredibly appropriate moniker when it comes to how we are viewed on the global stage today.
  9. TLDR version: She won’t fuck me anymore, so I’ll show her what getting fucked really looks like.
  10. Honest question - are there stats on gang murders with AR-15’s vs handguns? Zero doubt what the weapon of choice is for mass shootings, so no doubt that banning, severely restricting or raising the age on AR-15s would help prevent school shootings. Whether or not they prevent gang murders is not really the point.
  11. I’m certainly no military and/or police expert, but this explanation makes complete sense to me. And is utterly enraging.
  12. If I have to get a background check and sit through an interview to get on a list for Global Entry, any person wanting to own an AR-15 should do the same.
  13. If it goes blue and the gun laws don’t change, then I will blame the politicians that didn’t deliver on their promise. But at least for now they are the only ones looking for solutions rather than lining their pockets with NRA money.
  14. So you can politicize something if you’re an elected official that enabled the tragedy, but not if you’re running against said elected official. Got it.
  15. What the fuck do you think that press conference is, in and of itself?
  16. All my usual apps (MLB, the Score, ESPN, Fantasy) say Plesac
  17. Username checks out
  18. Sounds like he tried to catch it with two stubbs.
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