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Longhorn_Fan68

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  1. well, we're completely ignoring climate science and accelerating the heating of earth, so there probably won't be much ice left soon. 4D chess, baby!
  2. seriously. that should be surly's 2026 resolution. ice out the trolls
  3. Are you adopting?
  4. Hey look, we found our pp. Guessing Boston will try to clean things up going forward. Hopefully we can get a few more 5v5
  5. Smart on her part. Can't be brushed aside as easily when you're carrying his child. Doesn't mean he won't; just not as easy.
  6. Hoo boy, that is rich
  7. with the dollar falling we can all fall back on crypto, right? right?? RIGHT???
  8. conservatives think they're the only one with guns and that fact has always cracked me up. I know a lot of packing libs. fafo
  9. reading this would harm more R's than D's as conservative women are more likely to change their names. also, way more D's are passport holders, which would be the primary source of ID under this law (as well as birth certificates, but that would kinda undermine that whole photo ID bullshit they've been spouting for decades)
  10. lost in today's avalanche of bullshit. guess the gulag comments aren't too far off
  11. I can still taste them. Spent nearly all of my food allowance on those shits. That and a large Gumby's pizza for like $5 got me through my first couple of years
  12. guess that is more funny-fuck you than funny-haha
  13. apparently several players have the flu/bug that's going around. doesn't instill confidence for me. will watch anyway
  14. a factoid that allows me to step back from the ledge, somewhat
  15. spent two years of my life incarcerated there. wasn't all bad.
  16. meanwhile nearly a trillion dollars in market value welp, I was looking for something fitting "poof" and that came up and I lost my train of thought
  17. I got into a fairly heated argument with a buddy yesterday over the myth of the perfect candidate. it doesn't matter the designator next to their name (or it shouldn't). find people MOST ALIGNED with your views and vote for them. literally no one will be any voter's perfect candidate. writing in John Stewart and Stephen Colbert on every ticket is exactly the same as not voting. that's not protest, that's throwing your main ability to affect change for yourself right out the fucking window. Whether it's Talarico or someone else they will almost assuredly be more aligned with me than anyone else on the other side. I don't understand why this is so hard for people
  18. guess I need to brush up on gulag design as that might be my only business going forward
  19. y'all must be masochists bc I cannot change the channel/screen fast enough when he's on. no way I could sit through an hour long ramble of his. that would be my Clockwork Orange moment, I think. if you wanna break me, now you know how
  20. and here's Kalshi's betting line on which happens first!
  21. reads headlines as he scrounges his last bit of credit together to buy groceries before snowpocalypse 2
  22. it's so much worse than that. they are trying to rewrite history to fit his narrative and stupid worldview. it's fucking maddening. this is the first time in my life I wish i had been born dumb. it would be a blessing to not be able to comprehend what is going on
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