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Vito Andolini

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  1. Napoleon was known for his return, but I thought it was 100 days, not 12 minutes.
  2. Justin Wells just entered a 65% RPM for McKinley to Texas
  3. I . Don’t. Want. Your. Loffff.
  4. Freddie telling the would be tackler to take a seat at the :11 second mark was quite amusing.
  5. I think it’s HS’s youngest (the NP who just got married) and her luxury car salesman hubby. Shit, edited to add Howard’s obsession with thinness has probably led to Beth’s awful diet. She probably eats next to nothing,,with the only “sustenance’ being junk food. Starve herself, eat candy, rinse and repeat.
  6. That fucking country boy Ridgeway at Arkansas had an appendectomy in late August 2021, and was back on the field kicking our ass two weeks later. At least immamac, Wulaw and RGBIII all had fun that weekend in their stinky sex RV.
  7. And allegedly has had some run with the second team.
  8. Bobby Burton and Gerry Hamilton live right now, they’ll be doing this every weekday morning at 8.
  9. Ed was hella fun at a party, he’d put a lampshade on his head that was actually made from a head. He loved irony.
  10. Some notes from IT trickling in from the scrimmage include Worthy in a green jersey, but no biggie, Alfred Collins got some work at DT AND edge, Arch Manning ran for a 50 yard TD (presumably legit not touched, or they would have blew the whistle) and Maalik Murphy was picked off by Manny Muhammad. Edited to add Ant Hill was apparently a bad ass, all over the field, Billy Walton had at least two tackles for loss and Collins was very good today, which has been a running theme all camp
  11. Really impressive kid during his announcement. Welcome to Texas!
  12. Clara Wilsey is LJH’s HS girlriend, plenty of photos out there, I’ll post a safe for work
  13. Is that the cute brunette? She reminds me of Lil Jordan’s HS girlfriend.
  14. Not gonna watch, if I see a commitment post from Texifornia or another active poster, I’ll be pleased. Don’t need the agita.
  15. I was stunned watching the A&M-Alabama game last year, primarily by how bad Milroe was. Beyond the horrible passing ability, he seemed to be a fumbler whenever he ran. They can have zero confidence in his ability to play the position. Let him be the first guy off the bus to scare the opponents with his muscles, he’s a bad quarterback. The ND transfer has to be better, and I suspect he’ll be the one to replace Simpson if needed.
  16. Wait, I know the actual Beaudin charge ended up being for an underage victim who was not the 10 year old from the original complaint (presumed to be Tijerna’s child, perhaps Beaudin’s, such detail is intentionally left out to protect the victim), but this last article claims the other alleged victim is a Seth Sutton family member? Has this been known, or did the KWTX report get it wrong?
  17. I’m 100% certain that’s an Inside Texas article with a credit to USA TODAY for the photo. Steve Habel has a weird role at IT, watching videos and then creating articles from the content. He’ll often write recaps of the Burton “On Texas Football” YouTube videos. I suspect it was his job to pull a story from the Sark newser. I don’t remember if Sarkisian referred to Portland State as a powerhouse, and Habel just ran with it, but the lesser known Steve is probably still thinking of the Neil Lomax days (I know I haven’t thought of them in 40+ years… damn, that’s crazy).
  18. Give TL a break, he obviously played in the era of leather helmets or at a minimum, no face masks, so those concussions took a toll.
  19. Sark joined Bobby Burton today for about 10 minutes, a nice little chat as we get ready for the season. Placing here because Sarkisian ends the interview with an note on program recruiting philosophy with a deep sea fishing analogy that speaks to what we want to be. Plus, Football board often sucks ass.
  20. Let’s hope, because SUV talk may be the thing that puts me over the fucking edge.
  21. Maybe I’m the only one seeing it because I posted it, but the YouTube clip of Ni knights is now showing an “are you a robot?” box. If you’re getting it too, sorry.
  22. Holy fuck, the guy was hurt most of the year.
  23. Protecting against sun burn is indeed one of the top reasons. The sleeves acting as “wind tunnels” seems a bit far fetched…
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