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CHIEF

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  1. My minor was history, if I took four semesters of a foreign language I would have a B.A. One of the things that really stuck with me, in a military history class, Dr. Pierce (my professor) had a hypothesis that rifled barrels were the most significant development in warfare. He said it was what ultimately won the American Revolution, and was responsible for the carnage of the Civil War. The accuracy of rifled barrels has single-handedly killed more humans than practically anything else. CHIEF
  2. Was about to post the same thing. CHIEF
  3. The protesters need to start taking all of their guns and ammo, then target other police, kill them, and take their guns and ammo. Kind of a domino effect to get armed. CHIEF
  4. So the Russian options are freeze to death in a subzero foxhole or get drone attacked by sitting 2-3 deep around a cozy campfire? I don’t think we have seen the highest daily death rates for Russians yet. They could loose 200k this winter without a single Ukrainian getting within rifle range. CHIEF
  5. Well the kid had minor head injuries, and was released. Probably went and had a triple meat, triple cheese. CHIEF
  6. CHIEF replied to Burt's topic in Daily Texan
    SB, I happen to have the solution for your esophageal dilemma, it's my solution for when I get the same inevitable diagnosis: CHIEF
  7. CHIEF Jr.'s sleeping spot on fall evenings when it rains. A few beers, some moonshine, a citronella candle for skeeters, and rain hitting a metal roof. CHIEF
  8. I think Pink Floyd sang about him when he took the “Union Jack” during the Falklands CHIEF
  9. If he needs some "broken crackers" to put in his chili, he can find them all whining over on Texags. CHIEF
  10. The Sleeping Giant has holes in his pockets. CHIEF
  11. Does this take into account decreased volume?. Less pies mean you need to make more on your pies if you are selling less pies. CHIEF
  12. Buy a few hundred Toyota Hulux and mount M-134s in the bed. M-134s have been around since 1963, so we should have quite a few available, and 7.62 ammo is cheaper than 20mm. Serves a dual purpose, shoot down Iranian drones, and cut through Russians. Even civilians have a few: CHIEF
  13. Texas is undefeated with Quinn. It's gonna stay that way. You pearl clutchin' motherfuckers better get on the train, or look like the sad motherfuckin' pussies that you are. I don't even know how your anemic, inbred, paranoid ancestors even crossed the Ocean to get to America. They would be ashamed. Be a man, be 40. CHIEF
  14. OOOH TRIXIE. CHIEF
  15. I don’t know. Maybe stealing money from people for exercising their 1st Amendment rights shouldn’t sit well with most Americans. “I may not like what you say, but defend your right to say it,” has gone completely out the window. It’s censorship under the guise of “ misinformation.” Only PayPal gets to determine what disinformation actually is. CHIEF
  16. If the Mississippi schools hold onto Leach and Kiffin, Texas8&4 won't be beating them for a long time. They will be looking up at Alabama, Miss State, Ol' Miss, and probably LSU. With the rise of Georgia, Tennessee, and possibly Kentucky in the East, a conference championship will never be in their cards. CHIEF
  17. Ousted as head coach at Washington. Well, tan, and rested. Maybe he is the "magic bullet" that needs to come in and make PK's defense hit on all cylinders. We still need to get pressure on the QB though. CHIEF
  18. I just wonder if Oklahoma shitting the bed dries up donations and ticket sales. If there was a buyout, would they be able to pay it? CHIEF
  19. Mrs. CHIEF is in Houston, and doesn't want to drive all the way back to Granbury to pick me up and drive all the way to Austin. Cleburne is a big railroad town. I'm jumping on an Amtrak at 2:52pm and will get off in Taylor at 5:36pm. My BIL's office is about 20 minutes away. You can bring your own booze and snacks on board. Total cost was $23.00. So for DFW peeps its $30 to downtown Austin, then $46 back to DFW on Sunday. Choo-choo is ur friend. CHIEF
  20. CHIEF replied to F250's topic in Daily Texan
    She is a 56 year old smoke show. Im not sure you want to see that. 56 years old, no kids, and a cat, imagine that. CHIEF
  21. CHIEF replied to F250's topic in Daily Texan
    That's what I did for quite a while. But for those that consider themselves "spiritual", how can you maintain that lifestyle? This isn't "The Christ Followers" thread, but I wake up between 4am and 6am in the morning now. I pray several mornings for God to let me interact with my deceased Dad. How is he? Can I see him? Can I have a moment with him? God always delivers. If dreams are going awry, I can tell myself, "wake up, this is crazy, it is just a dream." I finally came to the conclusion, if you are terrified of your dreams, and can't subconsciously tell yourself it is a dream, you have cursed dreams. It is up to you, and you alone rectify that with what you consider your creator. Nightmares are no way to go through life, and doing what you must, to not remember dreams is no way to go through life. They are an integral part of life, learning experiences, a look into your future, an introspection into your past, a glimmer at the other side. Do I dream of my old girlfriend? Yes. Do I dream of deceased relatives.? Yes. We spend a 3rd of our lives in bed, sleeping. Make the most of it. CHIEF
  22. I wear mine out. I've been through 4-5. I have my new one, which has probably 15 rounds through it, so I can't see the BB yet. But when it does slow down so I can see it, it will be my ringer. I have two more, brand new, in their boxes in my closet. CHIEF
  23. Mims and Stewart. Both have to be saying, "fuck this." CHIEF
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