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Homesickhorn

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  1. Don’t tempt me with a good time. I haven’t seen Pato since Little Homesick was about 3 weeks old.
  2. 43 here (44 in 2 months) and same.
  3. Only thing that could’ve made it better would’ve been if Williams had started out the interview with: “What I’m about to tell you is classified. Could end my career.”
  4. Man it got methy here.
  5. I’m in Kerrville, at Discount Tire. The truck in front of mine’s rear windshield has the appropriate Salt Life sticker on the left, but on the right side is a picture of an AR-15 with “Pew Pew Specialist” underneath it. The driver of aforementioned assault vehicle goes about 5’5 225lbs.
  6. I will always live behind you.
  7. This. It’s right around the corner from me, and they’ve yet to fuck anything up. Damn good.
  8. I’d walk in with the Big Iron on my hip, and challenge the entire staff to a high noon standoff in the street out front. Once my challenge was answered by the manager, and we were twenty paces apart, I’d say, “See that little red dot on your chest”?
  9. If it’s any consolation, I’m going to need therapy as well.
  10. Boom mother fucker!!!
  11. That’s a 7 in Oxford, brother. [emoji2]
  12. Those tics and grimaces appeared to bug a few of the OU batters as well.
  13. There is a chance that Ole Miss can win the NCAA college baseball national championship for the first time in school history, tomorrow. There’s a chance. That said, having played for them, bled for them, cried for them, and dog cussed them, my superstition takes precedence. I’ll check back with you dipshits tomorrow, if I make it. See y’all on the other side my friends.
  14. Just hang her nose down and let her drain for a day. She’ll probably fire right back up.
  15. Or just brain the piece of shit with a wooden Louisville Slugger. Dude showed more patience than I ever could or would have. Good on the dude filming for keeping his shit in his bag.
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