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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
This is I was able to read.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
First time I’d seen it with sound. That scared little child crying. Fuck me dead.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I was hit by a 94mph fastball once, so this hits close to home.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Third time is a charm?
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Unruly assholes on airplanes and the "no fly" list
5:15 mark was when I realized what I should’ve known all along, her armpit hair.
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Unruly assholes on airplanes and the "no fly" list
Before we go any further, we need to address the punishment for not getting rid of your spitter when having your standard mid-flight dip of Copenhagen.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
CRASSIUS....MOVE...THAT...BUS!!!!!
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Identifying Trump rioters
If he was a Full-Time pizza delivery man, would that make it a harder pill for him and his to swallow?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
If memory serves me correctly, the paratroopers didn't even touch down (In Colorado, mind you), until the history class taught by the chubby black teacher was well underway. There's still time gents.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Christ. Once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life’s been a living hell ever since.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
There’s so much of this post that is right, and absolutely nothing about it that’s wrong. I hadn’t given her a second glimpse until this post, and I can’t begin to explain to the people around me why I’m having trouble breathing.- Kid Rock (and Bud Light slap-fight) y’all
Or soon to be mentioned in the Covid FAFO thread, if he hasn’t been already.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I might be a slow learner, but don’t discount the fact that aggy stupidity was apparent to even us as soon as they made their 100 Year decision. *Growing up a Longhorn fan filled with aggy and ou hatred probably hastened me screaming it from the rooftops when they joined. Trust me, they/we get it.- War on Drugs ticket
$35, General Admission. Bought six months ago, selling them for $15 under face value.- Defeated!
Just like Eli, Drake puts that shit on everything.- COVID FAFO Roll Call
I believe one of them fellers was from Arkansas.- This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Nah. He’s just still bitter about the time he got chippy with James Caan at the Dallas Country Club and ended up in arm lock.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Hey…fuck you.- Mayo Bowl: North Carolina vs South Carolina
Take a wild guess.- Alamo Bowl: Oregon vs. Oklahoma
Hold or not, Oregon’s corner had contain at the line of scrimmage, and got so shaken out of his jockstrap, he didn’t even touch the running back.- Alamo Bowl: Oregon vs. Oklahoma
Nice whiff by #8.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Not to derail, but our fathers might have been at Benning at the same time. He was at both Benning and Bragg when I was a little guy. Retired Army Special Forces Colonel. Summer after my freshman year in college, I volunteered, along with a couple of ex high school teammates that were also playing college ball, to help the local NAIA college in Kerrville put on a two day baseball camp. I went out that Friday night with aforementioned teammates and caught up. Come 2am, it was time for me to head back to my folk’s place. A buddy dropped me off at my folks house, and I was fifty times more than shitfaced. I was having trouble walking up the stairs to my bedroom when the stairway light came on. My dad began verbally tearing me a new asshole, while mom bit her tongue. I continued to make my way up the stairs to my room, as my dad kept grabbing my shirt to turn me around so I could look him in the eyes while he spoke to me. I was about three quarters of the way UP the stairs, when he tried one last time to turn me around. Up until that point in my life, I’d never missed a left cross if I threw it. Being left handed, it was my go to if I couldn’t talk my way out of whatever situation I’d gotten myself into. That forth and final tug on my shirt sleeve, caused me to make the “wise” decision to swing at my dad. I missed, well. The next thing I know, I’m up against the wall (DOWN AND AROUND THE CORNER OF THE STAIRCASE THAT I WAS 3/4 OF THE WAY UP). I’m against the wall, with my feet about four inches off of the ground, and my father, who’s two inches shorter than me, is holding me up by my throat. My mother is losing her mind, and he’s staring through my soul. He said, “Never make me do this again. Apologize to your mother, get upstairs, and get some rest”. People can say whatever they want about whipping their dad’s ass as a right of passage, but I think with some fathers and sons, it’s just law of nature. At least I hope so, because my father is 77 years old, and you couldn’t pay me to try that shit again.- ¡Snek!
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